King of the Hill

[General Rarity]

I hyperedit in a Saturn V from FASA onto your death vehicle, destroying it. The LES jettisons Jeb, Bill, and Bob safely and they parachute down. They soon exit the hatch and plant my flag on the rubble.

My rocket rubble hill on an odd planet.

[GreeningGalaxy]

I charge up an Alcubierre bubble and give chase. It will take me a few hours to get there, but in the meantime, this is my Alcubierre bubble.

[Tery215]

A rock happens to be in the way of Greening.

The planet explodes in a few hours, leaving behind nothing.

General Rarity's nothing.

[General Rarity]

Nothing.

My nothing.

[Joshwoo70]

*Makes a new save*

My solar system!

[General Rarity]

*adds ponies*

I'm sure you don't want this solar system anymore. So I'll take it.

My pony solar system!

[Joshwoo70]

/summon pig 100000000000000

My pig and pony solar system!!!!!!!

*takes a laser cannon and points at general rarity.*

Edited September 13, 2014 by Joshwoo69

[GreeningGalaxy]

I unlock the extradimensional barriers constraining your universe to three spatial dimensions. All your subatomic particles tumble away into the unimaginably infinite void, where every tesseractic centimeter of space could hold a billion of your universes and still have room for more. Fortunately for me, I'm four-dimensional myself and have been projecting into your universe all this time, so I'm not affected. Sadly, stable orbits can't exist when gravity works according to the inverse cube law, so the new universe, like mine, is rather chaotic and lackluster. Keeping track of eight degrees of freedom is tricky too.

My lackluster four-dimensional universe.

[Joshwoo70]

nope

NEW ksp save with greeninggalaxy ban!

MY PRECIOUS KSP SAVE!

[General Rarity]

I delete the save.

My nothing.

[Tery215]

I steal asteroids and form a SPACE HILL!

My space hill.

[Sesni]

I plant a flag on your space hill.

My space hill.

[dryer_lint]

I burn your flag.

My space hill.

[Tery215]

Space flags don't burn, nor does anything in vacuum. I rip Sesni's flag off of the asteroid and use its advanced aluminum alloy to destroy Nikola to death.

My space hill.

[SelectHalfling0]

I use a gravity tractor to slingshot a second asteroid into you're space hill, destroying both. I then wait a couple thousand years for the pieces to gravitate towards eachother and combine.

My larger space hill.

[Vaporo]

I use a normal tractor with a wood chipper attachment to shred the space hill into tiny pieces that are moving away from each other too quickly to gravitate together again.

My empty space with a tractor in it.

[Tery215]

I put a metal rod inside your tractor.

My space debris that used to be a tractor.

[General Rarity]

I take a wheel off the tractor debris, and claim it as my own.

My space wheel.

[Nemrav]

I throw a bomb at your wheel with a flag, then I do the same to the asteroid.

And I don't make a new Hill, but I imagine a hill in my head, and its my hill.

My hill inside MY HEAD

[SelectHalfling0]

I use CIA mind control serum to control your mind. I force you to wish your mental hill into non-existence. I return to earth, and find a simple, un-assuming hill.

My hill.

[GreeningGalaxy]

I walk up the hill and push you off. My hill.

[Joshwoo70]

A slap you and push you off the cliff and kill you.

My hill.

[Sun]

I make it rain very heavily, turning the hill into mud.

My mud.

[GreeningGalaxy]

Powering up my reality bending/chaos magic powers, I concentrate and redirect a large area of sunlight onto the area, cutting through the storm clouds and drying out the mud in seconds with sunshine twenty times more powerful than usual. Your boots are still stuck in the mud when it dries, so I leave you there to chip your way free while I modify the terrain to include a normal, dry, non-muddy hill once again. In fact, this time it's a granite mountain. My mountain.

[General Rarity]

My Rimworld colonists mine into the mountain and make a little colony.

My mountain colony.