Do Not Taunt the Magic Boulder!

[Moesly_Armlis]

Do not clamber the Magic Boulder

[MacGamer04]

Do not try to grab magic boulder with the Claw

[vinster7]

Dont throw the magic boulder over your shoulder into smolder with a folder with the older beholder

[Dark Junior]

Do NOT try to throw the Magic Boulder at an RP forum.

[Sampa]

Do not throw an RP forum at the Magic Boulder!

[Dark Junior]

When they mix, everyone quits and all heck breaks loose.

[TopHeavy11]

Do not give the Magic Boulder to Chuck Norris.

[RocketSquid]

Under no conditions should the magic boulder be fed the blood of 23 sacrifices. If the magic boulder is fed with the blood of 23 sacrifices, please deactivate all light sources (including stars) that can or do cast light on the magic boulder. Side effects of the magic boulder include rashes, vomiting, spontaneous cheese emission, allergy to phones, and bioluminescence of one or more of the following spectra: violet to blue, green to orange, "eldritch light" to "unearthly glow", and x-ray to gamma ray. If any of these symptoms persist for more than 3 days, please call a doctor and begin preparing a funeral pyre. Should you cut yourself on the magic boulder, please get a minimum of 30 meters away before crying and or bandaging your wounds.

[cubinator]

Do not find the magic boulder. If you do, you are not running the correct version of KSP and your spacecraft's warranty is void.

[Guest]

When not in use, Magic Boulder should be put in its container and refrigerated.

[SpaceplaneAddict]

Do not watch the Magic Boulder, it will turn you to the Kraken. Do not rendezvous with the Magic Boulder, it will void YOU. Do not know the Magic Boulder, it will Kraken you. Do not eat the Magic Boulder, it will Mohollly destroy you.

[cubinator]

Do not expose Magic Boulder to nuclear weapons or other sources of high energy electromagnetic radiation. If Magic Boulder has been exposed to nuclear weapons or other sources of high energy electromagnetic radiation, dispose of it in your local black hole within 24 hours to avoid accidental time travel/vaporization.

[Guest]

Warning: Magic Boulder is prone to temper tantrums.  Do not come to close to Magic Boulder.

[Joshwoo70]

the magic boulder is restricted. You are not allowed to:

poke

touch

punch

fly a kerbal and rub his face on it

fly a ship and clip it in.

smash windows 10 computer on it.

throwing your desktop at it.

randomly spamming letters to DDOS the boulder.

[Scientia1423]

Do not take Magic Boulder^TM(Patent Pending) from an Antonov An-225 Myria and take it into the Buran in hopes of getting it into space and dropping it into any of the gas planets(Sarnus, Urlum and Neidon patent pending).

Consequences will lead to a alternate, rare kraken to attack squad to intergrate all mods. Other side effects include: exposure of Jebediah's secret 'food' stash, the rapid expansion of Kerbol and a secret antimatter vial secretly disguised as Moho to go off, blowing up your new Surface Pro 3 in real life.

[WinkAllKerb'']

Do not taunt the magic boulder, why ? because The force is strong in this boulder.

Edited December 23, 2015 by WinkAllKerb''

[TrainEngie]

Do not surround the boulder.

[cubinator]

Always keep the Boulder in a well-ventilated area to avoid exposure to dangerously high levels of dihydrogen monoxide and other dangerous chemicals such as hydrogen hydroxide and hydric acid.

[KerbinW365]

The Magic Bolder must not [REDACTED] if [DATA EXPUNGED] the Magic 
Boulder must be locked up, consult the nearest weird object containment organization if your Magic Boulder has, indeed [DATA EXPUNGED].

[xylophon]

Do not squee at the "cute little magic boulder." Assemble politely.

[TrainEngie]

Do not replicate the Magic boulder

[Rdivine]

Trespassers will be shot on sight.

[ZentroCatson]

Thou shalt not take the Magic Boulder in vain.

 

[Tex]

Magic Boulder is not liable for injuries received while in use.

[cubinator]

Magic Boulder should not be consumed by pregnant women or children.