vinster7 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 A message is sent to the bacon people:We have no interest in your "bacon". We only care about Sagittarius A. Your pig farm will not be harmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 the interstellar captain does an ancient decision-making game, and the intergalactic captain uses his radio-tracking equipment to pinpoint the location of the bacon. He finds the bacon feast and he parks his ship and the other ship around orbit around the feast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 My nyan kerbal guards let TrainEngie into the feast hall. we gorge ourselves on bacon and tacos, and wash it down with soft drinks. I then install the shields Sampa gave me out of kindness. I go to Sagittarius A to monitor the pig farm while Vinster does his work. TrainEngie, if you wish to accompany me, I'll give you half of the intergalactic pig farms company.- - - Updated - - -Vinster seems very suspicious. STATE YOUR INTENT!- - - Updated - - -The reason I wish Train to accompany me, is because of vinster's past violent activities, and I would appreciate backup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinster7 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 The fleet is 10,000 lightyears away.You don't get any message. Or anything really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 preparing to launch some Quantum Shield missiles to create a shield around the planet for you, if I may, Junior? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 I activate the insta-drive and get to Sagittarius A in a second. I repeat the message.- - - Updated - - -And to sampa, I would appreciate it. Also, as I may be away from the planet dealing with vinster, I would appreciate if you left a ship to planet-sit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I activate the insta-drive and get to Sagittarius A in a second. I repeat the message.- - - Updated - - -And to sampa, I would appreciate it. Also, as I may be away from the planet dealing with vinster, I would appreciate if you left a ship to planet-sit.No problem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 Thanks!My ship is ready in case Vinster fires some kind of missile or black hole at me. OR BOTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinster7 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 The fleet now starts to fly in a circle-shaped formation, flat side facing Sagittarius A. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 State your business or you will be detained, Vinster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinster7 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 (edited) The fleet is 5000 lightyears away now.Vinster: As we are not organic lifeforms, but infact an AI, you cannot detain us. Do not interfere with us. If you do we will attack you. Edited July 8, 2015 by vinster7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwi1960 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 NOW... a word from our sponsor... "Space Laxative Pills"SORRY FOR THIS.... I'm not into this, but why don't you guys do what they did in Star Trek... fire a photon torpedo at the Black Holes event horizon to collapse it.... :) :)Now, back to our regularly scheduled thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 I have a computer virus that can incapacitate your AI for as long as I need.I left in my other pants.Darnit.I arm all weapons and request reinforcements form my planet, from sampa, and trom TrainEngie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinster7 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 (The ships aren't made of blackholes, they are powered by it.)2000 lightyears away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 I also ask for my pants so I can download the virus to incapacitate your fleet.STATE YOUR BUSINESS.LAST WARNING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinster7 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Vinster : The virus wont affect us, our computer systems greatly differ from any system you know. Shields prevent you from scanning the vessel so unless you can break through a planet-sized shield, you cant infect us with a virus.Anyway, we are going to colonize the black hole. I'd suggest not to attack us, and we won't attack you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 Oh. Sorry for the misunderstanding. We received an anonymous tip that you were destroying the bacon farms.I tell Sampa And Train to just go home. I go home and send Sampa's ship back to his fleet and dock the venator for De-bacon-greasing and repairs. Also I delete the virus.- - - Updated - - -as an apology, we'll give the local intergalactic pig farm. i know you don't eat bacon, but maybe you could evolve the pigs into crewmen with your technology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinster7 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 (edited) *The fleet flies into the black hole* The huge mega battleship starts to draw energy from the black hole.*The black hole starts to destabilize at a slow rate.Estimated 10 fourm posts before its at a critcal state.Vinster: We have no use for pigs. Or crewmen. We also aren't colonizing the black hole either.Instead we harvest the black-holes energy.Thats the true nature of us.I'd suggest you evacuate.Fast. Edited July 8, 2015 by vinster7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 Use the pigs to stabilize it! bacon fixes everything! - - - Updated - - -watch the video! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 set of 6 generation 2 Quantum missiles launched to attempt to stabilize the black hole and prevent the devestation expected from a serious destabilization. 3 forum posts for payloads to arrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinster7 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 *The battleship starts to emit a shield around the blackhole.*Weakness of the blackhole ships will be discovered in 3 fourm posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 Rub some bacon on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 missile payloads arrive and begin to spread out to cover the 6 extremes of the black hole and begin to deploy the quantum shield and largest one to date.Xanarri and Junior, I suggest you prepare full battlefleets and evacuation fleets, just in case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinster7 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Weakness:BaconBut the bacon has to have a perfect tasteAnd has to be moving as fast as a bullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted July 8, 2015 Author Share Posted July 8, 2015 The venator insta-warps to the black hole. I load colonists and ships onto the Venator for evac.- - - Updated - - -Once post 103 comes around the Black hole will go critical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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