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the interstellar captain does an ancient decision-making game, and the intergalactic captain uses his radio-tracking equipment to pinpoint the location of the bacon. He finds the bacon feast and he parks his ship and the other ship around orbit around the feast.

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My nyan kerbal guards let TrainEngie into the feast hall. we gorge ourselves on bacon and tacos, and wash it down with soft drinks. I then install the shields Sampa gave me out of kindness. I go to Sagittarius A to monitor the pig farm while Vinster does his work. TrainEngie, if you wish to accompany me, I'll give you half of the intergalactic pig farms company.

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Vinster seems very suspicious. STATE YOUR INTENT!

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The reason I wish Train to accompany me, is because of vinster's past violent activities, and I would appreciate backup.

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I activate the insta-drive and get to Sagittarius A in a second. I repeat the message.

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And to sampa, I would appreciate it. Also, as I may be away from the planet dealing with vinster, I would appreciate if you left a ship to planet-sit.

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I activate the insta-drive and get to Sagittarius A in a second. I repeat the message.

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And to sampa, I would appreciate it. Also, as I may be away from the planet dealing with vinster, I would appreciate if you left a ship to planet-sit.

No problem!

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The fleet is 5000 lightyears away now.

Vinster: As we are not organic lifeforms, but infact an AI, you cannot detain us. Do not interfere with us. If you do we will attack you.

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NOW... a word from our sponsor... "Space Laxative Pills"

SORRY FOR THIS.... I'm not into this, but why don't you guys do what they did in Star Trek... fire a photon torpedo at the Black Holes event horizon to collapse it.... :) :) :) :)

Now, back to our regularly scheduled thread...

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I have a computer virus that can incapacitate your AI for as long as I need.

I left in my other pants.

Darnit.

I arm all weapons and request reinforcements form my planet, from sampa, and trom TrainEngie.

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Vinster : The virus wont affect us, our computer systems greatly differ from any system you know. Shields prevent you from scanning the vessel so unless you can break through a planet-sized shield, you cant infect us with a virus.

Anyway, we are going to colonize the black hole. I'd suggest not to attack us, and we won't attack you.

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Oh. Sorry for the misunderstanding. We received an anonymous tip that you were destroying the bacon farms.

I tell Sampa And Train to just go home. I go home and send Sampa's ship back to his fleet and dock the venator for De-bacon-greasing and repairs. Also I delete the virus.

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as an apology, we'll give the local intergalactic pig farm. i know you don't eat bacon, but maybe you could evolve the pigs into crewmen with your technology.

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*The fleet flies into the black hole* The huge mega battleship starts to draw energy from the black hole.*

The black hole starts to destabilize at a slow rate.

Estimated 10 fourm posts before its at a critcal state.

Vinster: We have no use for pigs. Or crewmen. We also aren't colonizing the black hole either.

Instead we harvest the black-holes energy.

Thats the true nature of us.

I'd suggest you evacuate.

Fast.

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set of 6 generation 2 Quantum missiles launched to attempt to stabilize the black hole and prevent the devestation expected from a serious destabilization. 3 forum posts for payloads to arrive.

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missile payloads arrive and begin to spread out to cover the 6 extremes of the black hole and begin to deploy the quantum shield and largest one to date.

Xanarri and Junior, I suggest you prepare full battlefleets and evacuation fleets, just in case

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