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ping111

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Hey guys. I just realized how Canadian I am.

I was playing hockey downstairs, and I got hungry. I came up and had breakfast.

What was for breakfast, you ask?

A sausage sandwich, doused in maple syrup.

Holy frack, I\'m Canadian!

Have you guys had any moments like that?

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Charzy

Charzy

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It\'s raining. It\'s always raining. When it\'s not raining, it\'s so bloody hot that you die or so bloody cold you\'ll die. Our weather is always extreme during exam times. I use 'Aye' more than 'Yes' in real life. I use 'Sure' to start sentences like, 'Sure, we can always pray for better weather'. I regularly make jokes about the English. Nearby chapels get paintbombed every second day.

Holy frack, I\'m Northen Irish.

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TNTGODZZ

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It\'s currently the school holidays. It\'s raining. It rained for the entire length of the holiday so far, as it\'s forecast to rain for the rest of it.

Holy frack, I\'m british.

ive got to go camping this weekend in this weather :( but, on i continue:

when somebody barely says a proper sentance, mainly using slang and other forms of abriviations.

holy frack, im a Yorkshireman.

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Charzy

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My family name is Herrmann, I\'ve got lots of beer at home and I sometimes plan to invade france.

Holy frack, I\'m German.

Heh, my basic German makes me read that as 'Mister Man'. Is that right?

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RedDwarfIV

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Whilst driving back to the caravan site in pouring rain, my Dad asked me what sort of conditions meant the Coast Guard hut would fly the Union Flag rather than a red or checked or red and yellow flag. I said, 'It must mean British weather.'

Holy smeg, I\'m British.

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Radion

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I went to the pool yesterday in 90+ weather, haven\'t seen rain in over a month, spotted cows roaming a field a few hundred yards from my house, visited a steakhouse on Tuesday, own a couple of cowboy hats and leather boots; hate going outside, but go anyway, during 100+ weather, visit the beach every few weeks during the summer, had a barbecue last week, and am underestimated in my intelligence by those from out of state.

Holy frack, I\'m a Texan! (which is basically a nationality by the way some Texans defend it. Besides, we\'re the only US state that can claim to have been a nation for more than a few months (9 years, actually. 1836 - 1845) )

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Radion

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There are 4 shopping centers and 5 mini-shopping centers providing nearly everything one could ever need within a 10 mile radius of my home, and an entire mall can be found just 15 minutes from my house.

Holy Frak, I\'m an American!

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RedDwarfIV

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The inverter battery wouldn\'t power my laptop on the way back from holiday. The splashzone pool\'s chlorine irritated my skin condition. My skin condition covers more of my hand than it did at the start of the holiday. My hair is getting in my eyes. I had to carry four heavy and large bags all at once through the caravan\'s corridor. We didn\'t have the card reader, so I couldn\'t transfer my music files to my PSP so I could listen to them on the way back since I couldn\'t use my laptop. I couldn\'t put money into my bank account on Monday and Tuesday because it was an extended Bank Holiday for the Jubilee. It rained several times. No one seems to be posting on either the Madcomms or TwoKinds forums. I used loads of my 3G stick because the Wi-Fi was bad. My sunglasses are scratched. My laptop is slow. I built a ship in Kinetic Void but it glitched. Prometheus was anticlimactic.

TLDR: I moan a lot.

Holy Stig, I\'m British.

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Radion

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You can\'t throw a rock without it landing in a military facility where I\'m from. Seriously, there are 4 full-sized, fully-manned military bases taking up more land than downtown spread across the city, a bunch of smaller ones, and a gigantic one about the 3 times the size of my city\'s core area just 18 miles from my house.

My God, I\'m a Texan (the smallest possible demonym for what I\'m referencing and for it to still be in allowed in the rules.)

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Where I live, we are on record for being the farthest place south to have snow fall every month of the year. Its raining out side, was raining yesterday, and will probably be raining tomorrow too. My school only has 500 kids in it, yet it has 4 computer labs, 2 sience labs, and a minicomputer lab that has 1.5 working computers in it. The library has 4 books, the fifth one has been checked out for 40+ years, I dont think we are getting it back. My bus drives the longest way possible home, making a 5-10 minute treck into a 30 minute ordeal.

Holy crap, im a canadian who needs an atitude ajustment.....

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