Things I don't want to hear in 2016:

[SpacedCowboy]

  On 12/31/2015 at 2:15 AM, TrooperCooper said:

 

"Honey, I am pregnant!" 

 

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Jeb ?!?!

[softweir]

  On 12/31/2015 at 3:15 AM, Joshwoo69 said:

"XX is too op pls nerf"

"plz halp me cuz XX is not working iam using XX ksp version here is my mod list" <--- please phrase your sentances correctly people.

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Ironically, you misspelled "sentences"!

[Triop]

"never mind"

Edited December 31, 2015 by Triop

[Guest]

"MUH SPEEESPLAIN"

[Aetharan]

"I'm sorry, Dave.  I'm afraid I can't do that."

[Findthepin1]

"I wonder if I can dock two ships with a kerbal between them"

*KSP crashes*

*Computer dies*

*Electricity cut in whole city*

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Oops."

[SpaceplaneAddict]

"We EXTREMELY NEED CONSOLE EDITIONS OF KSP AND IF YOU DONT AGREE I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE BY RANTING ABOUT IT EVERYWHERE!!!!!"

 

Oh god never say that to me

Edited December 31, 2015 by SpaceplaneAddict

[MalfunctionM1Ke]

"Is <placeholder> cheating?"

[Wallygator]

I do not want to hear that the do not suggest list had grown so long and yet so vague that we do not have any ability to suggest anything. 

 

[AbacusWizard]

"Why are we wasting √ exploring space if we haven't fixed all the problems on Kerbin yet?"

[Triop]

"Scott manley did it"

 

[Scotius]

"Reported for docking to my space station without permission."

"pWnd n00b!!!!111!!!1!"

Yes, i have nightmares about multiplayer coming to KSP already

[Malich]

The sound of crushing realisation when i realise i forgot to parachutes on my Crew Return Module.... again.

Or a transmitter on my station.

[Alchemist]

Half-second long sound loop and vertical stripes on the screen. My craphics graphics card is half-dead.

I definitely need new PC - this one is like 8 years old.

[Whackjob]

"We're replacing snacks in Kerbish lore with fermented fish."

[V7 Aerospace]

"I bought a Rocket Simulator, not a Flight Simulator! Why does SQUAD pay so much attention to the SPH?"

People need to stop saying this.

[Damien_The_Unbeliever]

  On 12/30/2015 at 11:57 PM, 5thHorseman said:

Also, any thread titles starting with the letters PSA or ending with a question mark.

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How about threads titled "a b c Thread"? Well, gee, thanks for clearing that up. I guess that's a Thread. I wonder what all of these other things in the forum are.

[cantab]

1.1 lags worse with high part count ships than 1.0.5.

I don't want to hear it ... but I won't be surprised if I do.

[steve_v]

"it's a Unity issue, cant/wont fix"... after the Unity update.

[adsii1970]

"Your post is in violation of forum rule 2.2.X." Saw that three times in 2015...

Edited December 31, 2015 by adsii1970

[n.b.z.]

"The human eye can only perceive 24 frames per second."

"For 1.2 we're completely overhauling the UI, focussing primarily on optimal usability on smartwatches and smart-fingerrings."

Seriously: wish you all a happy 2016!

[Guest]

"KSP is now going to have rockets launch themselves to aid new players"

 

[wumpus]

  On 12/31/2015 at 12:11 PM, V7 Aerospace said:

"I bought a Rocket Simulator, not a Flight Simulator! Why does SQUAD pay so much attention to the SPH?"

People need to stop saying this.

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I bought KSP for my nephew last year.  As far as I know, he has only made planes (and I've made almost exclusively rockets).  Lucky for us it includes planes.

[Xavven]

"The throttle will now randomly start at either 0% or 100% for each new launch."

[waterlubber]

"This update broke my workflow! My ctrl key is really hard to reach, so I programmed emacs to interpret a rapid rise in temperature as Control!"

 

^{For the uninitiated}

Edited December 31, 2015 by waterlubber