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This thread is meant to be a parody of the Flat Earth Society and Flat Earth Theory which is a conspiracy theory that has become surprisingly popular among die hard conspiracy nuts.

In this thread the goal is to prove that Kerbin is flat.  We shall not be deceived by the lies of the Kerbal Spave Center any more!  They have constructed an elaborate conspiracy to hide the true shape of Kerbin so people will give contracts and funds to the space center.

Logical fallacies are welcome, because real flat earthers use them all the time.  Anyone saying that Kerbin is round is a shill payed by the Space Center to defend the conspiracy.  There is no other explenation.

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The kerbal spac center uses their rockets to fire hallucinogenic fumes to the upper atmospere. if you fly up to a certain height, the fumes kick in and yor vision goes curvy. That's why it looks curved. They're hiding the truth that kerbin is a flat disk held up by four snacks on the back of a giant space kraken.

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Kerbin -is- flat. The surface repeats infinitely to each direction, that's how it creates the illusion of being able to go around it. The misleading circular shape the kerbonaus see is the infinite flat surface bending space to fit into it.

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What kind of space program can build a rocket instantly?  Seriously, you give them a contract and 3 seconds later they have a new rocket launching.  How would they do that if they were a real space program?  This is clearly a conspiracy run by Werner Von Kerman.  All these conspirators are Kraken worshippers.

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  Kerbin has absurdly high gravity for its size. It's supposed 'magical density' is actually just a lie told by the space program to cover up the fact that Kerbin is really a flat disk flying upwards at 9.81 m/sec.

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6 hours ago, mikeman7918 said:

If Kerbin were really round like we are told then we would expect to see tides caused by Munar gravity, but tides don't exist.

This isn't due to Kerbin's flatness. The reason there are no tides is because the Mun is just painted onto the great blanket that the gods throw onto the sky-dome every night. It doesn't have gravity, it's just the eye of the Mun-goddess who looks over Kerbalkind. The stars are holes made by the Kraken trying to get into the mortal world, but the gods always prevent him. One time the Kraken did get through, but the gods stitched the blanket back together, and made the milky way.

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Here is some more proof that Kerbin is flat.  We are told that the moons of Jool orbit because of gravity, but they seem to ignore all gravity exept that of Jool.  If the N body probelem is accounted for, then the Jool system becomes very unstable as shown by this simulation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0_OQRN1VNA

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Xorth Tanovar

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On 1/31/2016 at 6:13 AM, GeneralVeers said:

Kerbin is flat because KSP is a computer game displayed on a flat screen!

Next you'll want us to take either the red pill or the blue pill....

 

Regardless, everyone KNOWS Kerbin is flat, simply because my copy of a 2000-year-old text says so!

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40 minutes ago, Xorth Tanovar said:

Next you'll want us to take either the red pill or the blue pill....

 

Regardless, everyone KNOWS Kerbin is flat, simply because my copy of a 2000-year-old text says so!

Hey! I know that text! Is it the same one that said that full Mun's cause portals to another dimension inside the sun?

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5 hours ago, Xorth Tanovar said:

Next you'll want us to take either the red pill or the blue pill....

Of course not! Red pill or blue pill. Ha!

I want you to take the PURPLE pill. In between red and blue. Take a peek into the other world--but remain in your current one. Step back and contemplate what you've seen, rather than simply jumping headlong into it, which as we've seen tends to make people puke all over the carpet.....

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3 hours ago, CliftonM said:

Image evidence that Kerbin is flat:

tumblr_ly5mscS7291qk0cbw.png

Yup. That is totally from KSP. See how flat Kerbin is? Wake up, sheeple! The Kluminati are trying to trick you into believing Kerbin is round so that they can profit and take over the world!

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The Mun landings were faked! The Mun is far too close with far too much gravity to exist, and it's orbit is highly unrealistic, it cannot exist at the orbit it is, and it's unlikely a natural object would get into that orbit, and my calculations show that it appears smaller in the sky than it should, This is evidence that what really exists at the Mun's orbit is a Space Station with a projector projecting a hologram of a imaginary Moon that we believe is the Mun, Minmus is Kerbins only Moon! And you know how Duna is easily reached but there has supposedly never been a landing there? That's because the Space Program doesn't want to reveal that they have a soundstage located there that they used to fake the Mun landings! That's right Jeb, you're not the first Kerbal on the Mun, just some stupid actor they shipped up to Duna to fake a Mun landing!

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