Destroy the World!

[adsii1970]

Why not let the SyFy channel do it? After all, they already have a whole bunch of different scenarios where the Earth has been destroyed.

[cubinator]

The US "hands over" nukes to North Korea and Russia.

[TheSealBrigade]

America "apologizes," but the UN declares war.

[Andem]

All out nuclear war is seemingly inevitable, when suddenly we get a message from the moon! It's the nation socialist moon base that Hitler built! They're sending an invasion force!!!

[TheSealBrigade]

Earth rallies for the attack, but the Sun Gun the Nazis built destroy the single ship what was carrying all the supplies for earth to defend it's self.

[TopHeavy11]

North Korea and Russia have some leftover nukes, so they launch them at the enemy ship. Most everyone on Earth: OOO! Fireworks!

[Mr. Me]

Kerbals, visiting Earth after seeing the explosions, decide that the humans' space programs are not cool enough. The Kerbals then invade the space centers/ICBM launch sites to use for their own Kerbal Space Program.

[0111narwhalz]

On 5/12/2016 at 3:32 AM, nonilareiwo said:

But the Computer was connected to the internet and it destroys everything with the letters k, s, or p in it... [spam link removed]

I fail to see the connection between corporeal kerbals and computers deleting "k" "s" and "p".

Edited November 9, 2020 by Deddly

[CAKE99]

9 hours ago, 0111narwhalz said:

I fail to see the connection between corporeal kerbals and computers deleting "k" "s" and "p".

That was a copy and paste of a earlier post on this thread.

Due to the computer deleting everything with the letters k, s, or p the Kerbals get annoyed because their Kerbal Space Program got changed to erbal pace rogram, so the detonate all the ICBMs they captured.

EDIT: I did some searching and EVERY post @nonilareiwo has made is a copy and paste of someone else's. (Well, I couldn't find earlier matches for 2 posts, but I didn't want to look through 20 pages of a thread.)

Edited May 12, 2016 by CAKE99

[adsii1970]

During a particularly rough day, Jebediah decides to press the button marked only push in the event of an emergency and turns to Bob and says, "well, that'll show Gene..."

Meanwhile, the deepest geothermal well in Kerbin detonates, ripping an open chasm that spans from the crust of Kerbin into the molten mantle. After a series of large earthquakes, accelerates continental shifting, and massive volcanic eruptions, Jebediah realizes too late that not every button is meant to be pushed...

Edited May 12, 2016 by adsii1970

[TheSealBrigade]

Well, I assume it is time to start over.

A seal surfaces to breathe.

[CAKE99]

But it collides with a boat carrying 1000 tons of Chocolate.

[TheSealBrigade]

On 5/10/2016 at 0:14 PM, TheSealBrigade said:

This Laythe Colony is inhabited by SEALS!

I wish for a life-time supply of chocolate.

 

4 minutes ago, CAKE99 said:

But it collides with a boat carrying 1000 tons of Chocolate.

I see a connection...

[CAKE99]

Just now, TheSealBrigade said:

 

I see a connection...

There's no connection, I ran out of stuff I could think of to wish on that thread so I haven't been there in weeks.

[Andem]

4 hours ago, CAKE99 said:

But it collides with a boat carrying 1000 tons of Chocolate.

The chocolate moves along the currents until it winds up the Chernobyl (somehow)...

[TheSealBrigade]

An unsuspecting and massively stupid tourist picks up the chocolate from the water around Chernobly. 

[Mr. Me]

He eats the chocolate...

[Just Jim]

Suddenly the radioactive chocolate causes him to shrink to about one meter in height, turn green, and his nose falls off....

[TheSealBrigade]

Also, he suddenly feels the urge to put on glasses, a labcoat, and launch some rockets

[WinkAllKerb'']

first you need two hands or anithing replacing hend, a head or anithing replacing ahead, then a sat network ... also don't forget to praise ... might require some time(s) also ...

Edited May 12, 2016 by WinkAllKerb''

[TheSealBrigade]

Once he did whatever that was, he decided to change his name to Weherner von Kerman

[Andem]

1 hour ago, TheSealBrigade said:

Once he did whatever that was, he decided to change his name to Weherner von Kerman

After some time, however, someone by the name of @Parkaboy came along, and, well, things changed.