Confuse the Next Poster!

[0111narwhalz]

5/10 A low mark in Wink's confusion campaign.

Quantum mechanics. Do you understand them? Do you get a headache when thinking of them?
If you answered yes to the first and no to the latter, you're a liar.

[Ultimate Steve]

I know absolutely nothing about quantum mechanics, and therefore I cannot be confused about it.

So 0/0 then. *quickly looks up quantum theory* Whaaa...

 

 

This statement is false.

 

Think about that for at least one minute straight.

[cubinator]

3 minutes ago, Ultimate Steve said:

This statement is false.

 

Think about that for at least one minute straight.

"Don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it don't-"

"Ummmm...true...I'll go with true."

"It's a paradox, you moron! There is no answer!"

1/10 it's just circular logic.

[Ultimate Steve]

7/10 I'm pretty sure it has something to do with measuring electrical resistance, but beyond that?

https://ntrs.nasa.gov/archive/nasa/casi.ntrs.nasa.gov/19740008105.pdf

One of my Grandfather's NASA reports (or at least I think it is).

Warning: PDF.

 

[munlander1]

8/10

 

The moon is projected on to a cheat rail screen by the government.

[quasarrgames]

6/10 weird wording, but the general concept makes sense. There is a screen, on rails, that was somehow cheated (maybe won in a bad poker game?) and the government projects the moon onto it.

Here's an old good one:

a=b

a²=ab

a²-b²=ab-b²

(a+b)(a-b)=b(a-b)

ans/(a-b)

a+b=b

2=1

[53miner53]

5/10. a and b would both equal 0, not 1, in order for the initial statement to be true.

Directive?

[munlander1]

0/10 is the a walle reference? I hope it is because... It is and I get it.

16 minutes ago, quasarrgames said:

There is a screen, on rails

Well, this is all false because of math and physics. But contrails are made up of special chemicals. Some of these are made to affect the population. But some are made to linger at about 50km. Every night the government turns in there super projector to make the moon appear. Total bull crap though.

 

The earth is flat. And the sun is a spot light. The stars all rotate above earth. The sun is 2,500 km away from earth.

Edited March 17, 2017 by munlander1
Space

[Benjamin Kerman]

1/10 This violates rule 4.4/2h, which states that claiming that the earth is flat shall result in an immediate trip to the moderators office, where you will receive harsh punishment involving cookies and/or candy for committing such a correct act. 

 

^There you go. Confuzeld yet?

[UnionPacific1983WP]

I'm not confused since I don't remember seeing that in the rules unless they've been updated without my knowledge. 0/10.

6(9.23^2.63(9-4b-2.9x)+9y) = 4(5.36^6.25(2-8b-7.5x)+4y)

Find the values of all 3 variables.

[WinkAllKerb'']

i m confused always the value of the tree variables is the result

[Gauga159]

idk/ik

the font i am using is white arial eleven

[Brent Kerman]

4/10

Candidate 1: What Candidate 2 says in incorrect.

Candidate 2: What Candidate 1 says is correct.

Think very carefully.

[monophonic]

1 hour ago, Brent Kerman said:

4/10

Candidate 1: What Candidate 2 says in incorrect.

Candidate 2: What Candidate 1 says is correct.

Think very carefully.

7/10, why would anyone want to draw our attention into seeing the circular logic in their attempt to confuse us?

Zero divided by anything is zero. Anything divided by zero is infinity. How much is zero divided by zero?

[0111narwhalz]

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[Gargamel]

1/10, not confusing at all, just annoying.

 

Absolutism, in any form, is always wrong.

 

 

 

@cubinator, the (infinite) sum being -1/12 is not confusing at all when you see a proper explanation of it. 

1 hour ago, monophonic said:

 

Zero divided by anything is zero. Anything divided by zero is infinity. How much is zero divided by zero?

Zero divided by anything but zero is zero.  Anything divided by zero is not infinity, it is undefined.  Hence 0/0 is undefined.   Look at a graph of 1/x.  At x=0, y is both infinity and negative infinity, and since it can't be both, it is undefined. 

 

I think I'll play this game by de-confusing the confused posters. 

[spacebrick3]

0/10 De-confusing

https://www.scribd.com/doc/81500878/David-Myrland-Grammar-Lawsuit?secret_password=110jo39bhuk90rkzdor7

[WinkAllKerb'']

Grammar/lawsuit cannot compute over time xDr

anyway don't you think it's fun birds can fly without going to school and learning math ? they just do it after all ^^ it's like that ^^ i wonder if we should bring birds to the supreme court for flying without even knowing math(s) basic(s) ^^

Edited July 10, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[Joseph Kerman]

1/10 That is instinctual, not learned. 

 

Have you heard of Jeb? He said he exiled himself but I saw him last night drunk in an R&D facility 120 km from KSC. 

Valentina of course looked for him in KSC's own R&D facilities. Why? 

[kerbinorbiter]

17 hours ago, Joseph Kerman said:

Valentina of course looked for him in KSC's own R&D facilities. Why? 

retibronibreK 

[Kermunmus]

1/10 it took me about 2 seconds to figure that out, I have this weird knack or reading upside down and backwards

The capital K and the fact that it looks similar to your username really help...

 

My dad has the best way of taking away our items. Since he can only hide our laptops for a day or two before we stumble on them, how does he do it? He bought a safe just for this purpose, and I tell you my friends are confused he goes to such extremes

[SpecialSpock]

5/10 seems like he just bought a safe and wrote down the combination somewhere, and it takes you a few days to find it. It's probably more complicated then that though...

What's the square root of -1? Think about it, don't use a calculator until you've thought.

[Human Person]

i think i know what it is!

 

 

[Xorth Tanovar]

5/10. Brain hurt now, make it stahp!

 

0=2

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