What would you change if life was a simulation, and open sourced?

[Guest]

*opens up console*

 

"sv_cheats 1"

"noclip"

"god"

"impulse 101"

[razark]

I still find it disturbing that no one else seems to care that they have suddenly discovered that everything they understood about the nature of existence is a lie.

[p1t1o]

6 hours ago, razark said:

I still find it disturbing that no one else seems to care that they have suddenly discovered that everything they understood about the nature of existence is a lie.

Especially considering you just learned that your universe can be *turned off*. To be fair though, the offer of ultimate(sortof) power does soften the blow somewhat.

[Rade Krman]

I'd probably crash

[kerbiloid]

Framerate - when I'm waiting or enjoing something.

On 10.08.2016 at 4:08 AM, Aperture Science said:

"impulse 101"

This command potentially can give illegal items and is prohibited in some realities.

Edited August 26, 2016 by kerbiloid

[KAL 9000]

void bestIdeaEver

{

for(int n = 0; n < population; n++)

{

if(populationDatabase.get(n).playsKerbalSpaceProgram())

{

populationDatabase.get(n).set("God Mode", true);

}

}

matrix.defenseSystem("disable");

}

OK, now the code I'd put in and run would be:

bestIdeaEver();

 

[KSK]

Update the simulation to include a personal  quicksave/quickload functionality.

[Omegagoldfish]

Run-Catsplosion.exe.

PopulationDatabase.get.(run)(Gibberishsemicode);

Query; God?

Matrix.Agents=(false)

Gravity=(false)

Time=(false)

Individuality=(false)

//LetusbecomethehivemindofGod

 

Godmode;()

 

 

[NSEP]

) - delete - YOLO

) - enable - respawn - at - bed

) - make - life - lucid dream

) - enable - god mode

) - disable - pain

[legoclone09]

sudo apt-get install Windows 10

Just kidding, I'm not evil.

[Andem]

I would spend 30 minutes trying to debug the human race, get frustrated and delete the entire universe. Then I would frantically search the recycle bin to recover the universe.

 

Or just Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-A-B-Start.

[livefree75]

space.setLivable(true);

 

[Camacha]

On 07/08/2016 at 7:45 PM, RainDreamer said:

Giving my self admin access of course, and making some backdoors in case I get booted. After ward I will make copies of the code and make sure I have backups. I will be the ruler of multiple universes!

I have always found that playing games with godmode on becomes boring awfully fast. I would not enjoy becoming bored with the universe.

[Andem]

Oh, and one more thing, I'd install all of the graphical mods that I could.

[Camacha]

15 minutes ago, Andem said:

Oh, and one more thing, I'd install all of the graphical mods that I could.

Out of Memory. Rebooting...

[KOCOUR]

Change nothing! Keep it to myself and get rid of anyone who might try to change something or tell the others.

[worir4]

GUYS COME ON!!!

I am loosing faith in this community; As if no one has said this yet:

(alt-f12)

WHACK A HUMAN!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA

[_Augustus_]

Hmm...

Abolish all celebrity TV shows

Multiply the NASA budget by 5000000%

Make nerdy be the new "cool" or "hipster", so everyone wants to be friends with a KSP player.

[Camacha]

31 minutes ago, _Augustus_ said:

Multiply the NASA budget by 5000000%

The year 2023: NASA has quickly supplanted the US government as the dominant political force on Earth. The organisation used their new-found wealth to build all-powerful orbital warships and quickly punish anyone and anything that does not bow to its will. Life on Mars has been planted there, only so that it could be eradicated in a show of force. All hail the probe, for it is your new master.

Edited September 4, 2016 by Camacha

[legoclone09]

2 hours ago, Camacha said:

The year 2023: NASA has quickly supplanted the US government as the dominant political force on Earth. The organisation used their new-found wealth to build all-powerful orbital warships and quickly punish anyone and anything that does not bow to its will. Life on Mars has been planted there, only so that it could be eradicated in a show of force. All hail the probe, for it is your new master.

TL;DR

[UnionPacific1983WP]

I'd make it so 2016 stops assassinating so many people. Then I'd get rid of all of the annoying flipfaces at my school.

[Dispatcher]

On August 7, 2016 at 8:08 AM, The White Guardian said:

Based off a comment I wrote in this thread:

So, the question is, imagine life being a simulation. However, you and only you have discovered how to alter the codes of this simulation. You can only make one change before the simulation detects an intrusion and upgrades it's defense, making any more changes impossible.

Basically, if you could change only one thing in this universe, what would it be? It can be anything.

...

Too bad its open source.  I'd charge for the additional DLC.

[kerbiloid]

Dunno 'bout Matrix, but:

http://www.businessinsider.com/bank-of-america-wonders-about-the-matrix-2016-9

[Guest]

void Update() {

	//Screw up the computer by setting the time so close to zero
	Time.setUnixTime(000000);

}

Crash the computer.  

[GoSlash27]

My life needs this pause menu: