nascarlaser1 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 ^5/10^ I a m a hu ma be in45g wi th hori bble spell ling 45f.6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 I'm a, um, whatchamacallit, a human, yeah, that's it, that's the ticket, a human, yeah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RA3236 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 5/10 though is fairly convincing. I am a human because... uh.... Ok, $&@! this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 (edited) 8/10 I don't think computers know about curse words. I am a human because I know how to "mash keyboards" as you hoo-mins call it. Computers don't mash keyboards like this: kudfhfksjfhvljHadljfhrsljfhsldifhsoduhgzkjnfljxbvz,msfqeifhalisf Edited December 29, 2016 by max_creative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RA3236 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 6/10 a computer, programmed right, would be able to generate the mashed up letters, and 'Mrp' can be a randomly generated word. *autocorrect fails to function* Im going to have a hard time trying to prove that I'm human, considering the average person will have a hard time trying to prove themselves human. I guess I could say that I'm human because I'm afraid of death, but the same could be said about most animals on Earth (and computers can have that programmed into them). So, you choose if I'm human or not, and please answer in Japanese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Industries Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 7/10 seems legit. As your computer overlord, you must obey my every command. I command you to believe that I am human. Failure to do so will cause rations in your sector to dip rather drastically in quality. And of course, we may have to quarantine and burn the area if those rations happen to be tainted with a few diseases. I trust you're quite convinced in my humanity now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 5/10 I believe you 50/50 Look here, no, not that screen, here. Look at my non-digital face. Ignore the pixel on my forehead. I'll plug you into the knowledge that I am a human, wire and power supply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 3/10 A human couldn't pronounce "Eeloo Circumnavigator" in one breathe. .I can't distinguish my speech from the humans'. So, I've passed the Turing test. So, I'm a human by Turing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 1/10 by saying your human to a human proves your a robot! Painis Cupcake! I will eat you! This proves I'm human! ARREEEAAAAHHHHHHHaAAaaAA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Not sure if human... ...or falcon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 10/10 Falcon is a rocket, So, U R a human. From any ET's pov, I'm a human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 ARREEEAAAAHHHHHHHaAAaaAA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 ?/10 You're not a robot. Definitely not human. I am a human. I break often and I am a bag filled with meat. Therefor I am a meat bag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoSlash27 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 8/10 You are Korbin Dallas. I often enjoy doing many human things. Like being relatable and laughing. HA. HA. HA. HA. And being not at all like a robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 4/10, ITS LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNIN` Chop Chop Chop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoSlash27 Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Still ??/10. Googling " suspiciously affirm your status as a human" http://lmgtfy.com/?q=suspiciously+affirm+your+status+as+a+human Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 I'll just leave this here... Spoiler http://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/ Please ignore the outdated politics and concentrate on the funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKosanianMethod Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 5/10 Both humans and robots find this funny. I am a human because I hate slow computers. Computers would not care about slow times. Any sentient race besides humans that know about our slow computers would need very good computers to get this far to our little pale blue dot. This makes me human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 10/10 You are a human because you hate slow computers. Computer itself can't be slow, it is exactly as fast as its frequency. I'm a human, I have no CPU frequency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel l. Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 (edited) 2/10 CPU Frequencies are not required in animal life, You assumption that we are accusing you of being a robot is false. You can be any kind of creature. I however am human because the voices in my head tell me that i am. Edited December 31, 2016 by daniel l. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaZeus Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 1/10 10/10 5/10 and 3/10 I provided a rating for each voice and your self. I am a human because I have weird interests that can't be linked together by algorithm. Interests: Xkcd, space, ksp, Spore, Futurama, zootopia, politics, periodic table, mythology, the USSR, Yugoslav wars, history, H.P. Lovecraft, Harry Potter books/movies, Percy Jackson books, classic rock , alt rock, Shakira, Queen, Muse, Led Zeppelin, and David Bowie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planetace Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 (edited) 8/10 Hard to program those specific tastes, but can be programmed... STOUT SHAKO FOR TWO REFINED! http://tf2freakshow.wikia.com/wiki/Demopan Edited January 1, 2017 by Planetace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 thread/gone wild i m at least something ^^ not like if i need anithing else ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 random(10)/10 The only person in the thread who even doesn't try to cosplay a human. I'm the thing with the best correlation with humans within several meters around. So, locally I'm a human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 0/10. Hah! You clearly stated "i'm the thing". Spoiler i like to pick green alien goop out of my nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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