MDZhB Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 2/10 - humans can't outrun killer robots I am clearly human is in the place above our way to get to the city where we need to meet doctor note for him because I won't make it to the meeting with you are going to the city where we need to meet doctor note for him because I won't make it to the meeting with you are going to the city where we need to meet doctor note for him because I won't make it to the meeting with you are going to the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted January 14, 2018 Share Posted January 14, 2018 As a proud citizen of this planet, Sol c, I highly recommend sending a really strong signal for potential aliens to know where we are. I‘m sure that any alien species in a range of 2000 lighthyears is 100% harmless and can bring only benefit for our great civilization! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JK_Kerbineer Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 0/10 You used correct grammar I, John Human, confirm my status as a human with a note from the digital commander.. I mean Presdent of the World: John=Human Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroBrian_333 Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 4/10 #NotARobot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2018 Share Posted January 17, 2018 1/10. A spambot could say that. I have personality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 5/10 personality unidentified i have 5 fingers on each hand, one is called the uh... piggie finger? The other is uh.. uh... left finger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 10/10 forgetful human! I am human because I like SPAAAAAACE!! And SPAAAAAACE SHUTTLEEEEEEES!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 0/10 Nice try Jeb. I am human because I am a human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 30, 2018 Share Posted January 30, 2018 5/10 Recursive logic. According to my CMOS settings, I'm currently a human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obney kerman Posted January 31, 2018 Share Posted January 31, 2018 1/10 You are a computer! Now get out! I cried at this: https://xkcd.com/233/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 (edited) 8.3572/10 That was truly a nice piece of humor only our great species could come up with. Edited February 3, 2018 by Human Person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 5/10 I am bad at math like all of you humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatGuyWithALongUsername Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 5.75e7624578^6574545+42/5643*652861-4648746 I guess we'll see about that! I can shoot lasers from my eyes, just like everyone else! Wait, what do you mean they- uh, we- can't do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiriusRocketry Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 2/10 Of course, you affirmed your status as a robot with the eye laser comment. I watched the ending of Toy Story 3. A robot would've shortcircuited after the ridiculous amount of tears I and everyone else in the theater shed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 0.30000000000000004/10 Robots don't cry, remember? Endgame wasn't bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 2/10, what the heck is endgame? I am not a crook robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 0/10 not very convincing. Looks like a pre-programmed spambot response. I need sleep, but no electricity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 5/10 okay, but I've heard most humans need internet to survive... I uhh.. have 2 legs, 2 arms, 2 eyes, and uh... uh... a tail bone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheZenGuy Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 5/10. What about the other components? Ears? Nose? Mouth? I make transactions with currency like the rest of you! I bought a couch for 2 bitcoins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlas2342 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 2/10 so can computers I can beat captcha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 5/10 I don't mind destroying robots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Spoiler 5 hours ago, Murican_Jeb said: I've heard most humans need internet to survive... A human can survive without food for several weeks. A human can survive without water for several days. A human can survive without air for several minute. A human can survive without internet for.... Can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DatBoi Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 0/10 robots can destroy robots I am human. This is a 100% non-disputable fact. If you try to dispute this, you will be Exterminated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 9/10 That sounds humanish. I use a neural network and never get software upgrades. So, I'm a human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreadanaught Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 5/10, was rather convincing but used correct grammar. I can learn how to play new videogames without being programmed to. Also can have humanl̶i̶k̶e̶ biology if needed, including four limbs, a total of twenty digits in various places bipedal walking, and a sensor intake and communications cluster that everyone else on the i̶n̶v̶a̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶a̶r̶g̶e̶t̶ i mean y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶e̶w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ i mean our planet seems to call a "face"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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