TERRIBLE JOKES!

[WinkAllKerb'']

some people think i m crazy, i approve

[cubinator]

Ooh, I had a really good bad joke earlier this morning...but I forgot it...darn...OH WAIT!

What is the shape of an escape trajectory with a speed of a billion meters per second?

A hyperbole!

[ProtoJeb21]

What do you call five buildings duct-taped together?

A PENThouse!

 

What do you get when you cross a bull and a person?

A horribly mutated animal.

 

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

None.

 

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Nothing. Shapes are inanimate and non-sentient, thus they cannot communicate between each other in a human-like matter.

[WinkAllKerb'']

remove men right and give full power to women, this way men stay at home and take care of the kid edu and home, while women can full join the army and go pew pew, the fun about hospital and death by birth ratio over 400 years

Edited January 30, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[StrandedonEarth]

Didja hear the joke about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.

(Credit to my 9yo son, who told it as a knock-knock joke)

[WinkAllKerb'']

i love 2.pi 

শা

Edited February 3, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''
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[Firemetal]

Which is the most common gas found in Uranus' atmosphere?

-Methane.

[spacebrick3]

What do you call it when someone offers you a job as a mobile game developer?

An apportunity!

 

What happened in the discussion to name the first three moons of Pluto?

No one was Charon the water, so they weren't Hydrated enough and they had to Nix a lot of the good ideas.

[rkarmark]

What did the first cow say to the other cow

Muuh

Edited March 25, 2017 by rkarmark

[cubinator]

What did the cow say as she was sliding down a slope at a constant velocity?

Mu!

[TomSawyer2112]

What do you call the last game in Capcom's best series about a robot who took several inspirations from Astro Boy?

 

Omegaman (Megaman + Omega)

 

 

What does Ricky from Trailer Park Boys and Homer Simpson have in common?

 

Doh!-pe

Edited March 27, 2017 by TomSawyer2112

[Scientia1423]

Oxygen and Magnesium?

OMg

[Human Person]

1 minute ago, Scientia1423 said:

Oxygen and Magnesium?

OMg

Sodium bromate?

NaBrO

(It's bad because it's actually NaBrO3)

[Xorth Tanovar]

Bad, indeed. It made me combine Silicon Carbide with Potassium.....

[StrandedonEarth]

I'm going to go get some copper. Cu later! 

Edited March 31, 2017 by StrandedonEarth

[Scientia1423]

Are you Shore about that?

[septemberWaves]

Water you doing, making that sort of joke without context. I don't sea any way this could end well.

[NotAnAimbot]

Why are pilot jokes bad?

Spoiler

They're all plane

 

[Xorth Tanovar]

Sounds like you're winging it. Better gear up for some competition...

[LN400]

Had a duck burger here the other day. Was delicious but the bill didn't go down well.

[LN400]

Saturday night and my car broke down when this drunk came up to me, asked "what's goin on here?".

Told him "piston broke", he said "so am I mate, so am I".

[Benjamin Kerman]

My friend billy broke his arm in three places...

Spoiler

He doesn't go to those places anymore 

(Spoiler for punchline) 

[TopHeavy11]

If you have a KSP Dev team, and slowly replace all the Devs, is it still the same team you started with?

[WinkAllKerb'']

when your in the street, restaurant , wherever place shared per everyone on earth and people talk about stuff, and you drop a comment that don't please them, people saying "this is a private discussion, we're not talking to you"

my answer use to be:
"well if this is a private dicsussion then be sure no one ear it, because if someone can ear it, it's no longer a private discussion it's public ..."

meehh my street my toys series , mirror mirror tell me ... ... .... ... .... well ... 'sigh' just 'sigh'

Edited April 15, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[Scientia1423]

What do you do to chemists when they die?

Barium.