Dark Junior Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I throw a dictionary at it, defining it. My hyperintelligent cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panzerknoef Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I hit the cookie with a bat until it's back to being a brainless normal cookie, after which is use the bat in you until you're unconscious. I run off with the cookie and lick it so everyone is disgusted by it My normal but licked cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 The bat you had used, gets confused and flies away. But later it returns, grabs the cookie and brings it to its lair under a roof of unknown old building far from your city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy1824 Posted January 17, 2017 Author Share Posted January 17, 2017 Sice the bat realises it doesn't have a mouth and can't eat the cookie he throws it out the window. I grab the cookie and eat the cookie then shoot myself with a desintagration ray. Afterlifes cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I 2.2b you, then reconstitute your cookie. The cookie is then sent to the Bastion, where it will endure as the final gradient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The solid fuel chemist Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 the cookie is intercepted by the EGS SuperStrider (giant space battleship, from my story) the cookie is held in a random drop pod in the bottom of the ship protected by...well...a fricken space battleship, okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Your conscience wakes up and makes you to give this cookie to somebody who really needs it.(Then your conscience returns back to sleeping). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 I really need the cookie! My cookie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panzerknoef Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 You don't need it anymore and give it to me, my cookie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 As both of you claim for this cookie, you should choose between you the most poor and miserable one, who needs this cookie more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 ...and until the decision is made, the cookie is mine! My cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panzerknoef Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Grabs cookie back to make decision Upon having to make this difficult decision, I throw the cookie in the air and run away. The cookie is free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 (edited) I swoop in, in my P-51 and catch the cookie. My shredded cookie. Edited January 19, 2017 by Spacetraindriver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbalKore Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 (edited) I teleport using a molecular transporter into the cockpit of your plane, grab the cookie, eject, and then throw a baseball at you at 0.9 C and when i land i put the cookie in a real copy of @MysticM3chs bunker and put the cookie in it. my Edited January 19, 2017 by Bill the Kerbal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted January 19, 2017 Share Posted January 19, 2017 I use a bunker busting missile, destroy the bunker, then walk in and take the cookie. My cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 (edited) I bomb you with my B-29. My disintegrated cookie. Edited January 20, 2017 by Spacetraindriver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 My ir missile pays an explosive visit to your number 2 engine, blowing off the wing. I collect the ashes. my burnt cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 I make a new cookie, sell it, make more cookies, sell them, and make more cookies till I have a cookie company that has over $20,952,235,235.35 per year in revenue then I buy the burnt cookie for $100,358,398,594,495.49, my total amount of money I made in my total career of the cookie making business my very expensive burn cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, StupidAndy said: I make a new cookie, sell it, make more cookies, sell them, and make more cookies till I have a cookie company that has over $20,952,235,235.35 per year in revenue then I buy the burnt cookie for $100,358,398,594,495.49, my total amount of money I made in my total career of the cookie making business my very expensive burn cookie Well, with all that money I have, I don't need to steal it. But I break into your house and put your cookie in my museum. My, stolen cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Experts recognize your museum cookie as fabricated. Suddenly a brigade of sewer cleaners finds the hidden true cookie, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbalKore Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 The sewer cleaners are vaporized by my Archimedes death ray and I come, take the cookie apart atom by atom and spread them across the world. my subatomic cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy1824 Posted January 20, 2017 Author Share Posted January 20, 2017 The god of cookies demands his servant not be obliterated and recunstructs him into the great cookie destroyer (aka the kraken) seeking vengance on all that broke the rules by making new cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 Kraken is a cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 (edited) Kraken cookie freely comes to me. Yum, my Kraken cookie Edited January 20, 2017 by Xorth Tanovar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted January 20, 2017 Share Posted January 20, 2017 I take the cookie home with me My borrowed cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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