munlander1 Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 Your sick and you barf it up. my half-digested cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I pour battery acid on everyone the nurse cared for, and they all die, no witnesses, then I move on to you, I grab the cookie, shove it up your nose, and pour battery acid down your throat, and since everyone including the emperor died, I have control over the empire! my galactic empire, fifteen dead corpses with 90% battery acid composition, and a half digested cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Clarissa Starling finds a cookie dropped between the corpses. Her cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 You are in larger matrix. I walk away in the real world with the cookie. my multi-matrix cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I use the inverse form of that matrix to bring it back to this place. [1 0] [0 1] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I find determinant of this matrix. It's 1 cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 (edited) google was browsing the net, then someone decided to eat google cookies ^^ some really got some weird idea if you ask me ^^ indigestion detected ^^ Edited January 27, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 I stopped him and took the cookie. My almost eaten cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 I stop you and smash the cookie to its simplist components, I then scoop them up and throw it up and the wind spreads the dust throughout the world. The cookie is TRUELY free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 14 minutes ago, Spacetraindriver said: I stop you and smash the cookie to its simplist components, I then scoop them up and throw it up and the wind spreads the dust throughout the world. The cookie is TRUELY free. I unleash the megamaid then sift through until i find each part of the cookie. My vaccumed up cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Just now, munlander1 said: I unleash the megamaid then sift through until i find each part of the cookie. My vaccumed up cookie. The thing it was inreversably crushed into fine dust so... Your dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 I mix my dust with milk. my dust and milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 You occasionally drop the cup, and the dusty milk drains down to the underground, where it's gathered by ninja turtles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 I transportalize the cookie dust from the milk and apperify it into the whole cookie once more. My resurrected cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 1 hour ago, TopHeavy11 said: I transportalize the cookie dust from the milk and apperify it into the whole cookie once more. My resurrected cookie. I burn the cookie! Witchcraft!!!!! the cookie is then locked away, never to be seen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Two hundred years later a company of students have a gothic party on this place and occasionally summon the doomed cookie. A ghost cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 I mutter some enchantment-things to teleport said ghost cookie to me when it is being summoned by the goths. So basically, I ninja'd the cookie with sorcery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 I turn back time to before the cookie was burnt and sealed away by @munlander1 and take it with me to the future. My cookie from the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 (edited) A dimensional recoil of the time-space continuum grabs your hand with the cookie and throws you (with the cookie) into the future, where unregistered organic food is strictly prohibited.* They take the cookie and send you back (as in fact they are kind and wise persons). The cookie is in a time museum, in a stasis field, under protection of combat nanobots. * Not Australia Edited January 30, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 I go back in time to stop myself from going back in time to steal the cookie. When I return to the present, I still have the cookie via all sorts of magic and trickery, and WHOA, I still cant get over the fact that I visited myself from the future! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cratercracker Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 I think i will jut eat a chocolate......or make a cookie my self! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 (edited) Do you have a legal cookie baking license? While you are getting one, something looking like a time traveller materializes inside a concrete block with a cookie in the hand sticking outside. An old beggar takes the cookie and runs away. Edited January 30, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 He falls down stairs after dropping his cookie. I pick it up. Wow, these stairs look to be never ending. Man, I TOLD him about stairs. Anyways, my cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cratercracker Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 While nobody saw i ordered a beggar to take a fake cookie but the real one is MINE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 ...only until I run by you at high speed, grabbing it as I pass. My cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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