The make a story game!

[Misguided Kerbal]

Which meant he was turned into a potato.

[HansonKerman]

51 minutes ago, Misguided_Kerbal said:

Which meant he was turned into a potato.

the stronk, fas, smrt potato Jeb decided to

On 5/6/2020 at 7:31 PM, Dirkidirk said:

srsly, hau u du dat?

it’s the thing above ñ, highlighted black, then a bunch of unrecognized characters showing up as dotted circles.

[KerbolExplorer]

do a complicated math formula

[Dirkidirk]

after spending 500 large blackboards, he realized that the formula was telling him the location of a nearby wormhole, which leads to a planet of sandwiches!!

[HansonKerman]

realizing that it’d be easy to get to, potate Jeb hurriedly built a rocket to get there, and on the flight

[adsii1970]

he realized he forgot his favorite snack food... tacos!

[SuperMiiBrother]

Unfortunately the tacopirates stole them all, now Jeb has to command a ship and take them back!

[HansonKerman]

<insert EarthBound fight sequence here>

[Lewie]

But on his way back to Kerbin, Jeb encountered a raging hoard of tellytubbies...

[HansonKerman]

4 minutes ago, HansonKerman said:

<insert EarthBound fight sequence here>. Yes I’m going to use this until someone references it/ I get a better meme

 

Edited May 14, 2020 by HansonKerman

[Sidestrafe2462]

But the tellytubbies were Kerbin, and Kerbin was the tellytubbies- and Jeb xtill had no tacos!!

[HansonKerman]

16 hours ago, Sidestrafe2462 said:

Jeb xtill had no tacos!

ah yes this is assuming he lost the EarthBound fight sequence in which case Jeb now has 0Psychic Points and half his money to fight the telletubbies

[VoidCosmos]

Jeb is fake

[HansonKerman]

5 hours ago, VoidCosmos said:

Jeb is fake

which means the entire story was a LIE being played by a HOOMANN on a ZBOXKC 356605

[Mukita12]

But then Hermia Create the story and making the Story Real life on Hoomann

[SuperMiiBrother]

And Jeb was actually real!

[Lewie]

But Jeb was then Thanos snapped away

[Misguided Kerbal]

And was reincarnated into a sentient AI in another universe.

[scottadges]

Coincidently, the dominant species of planet X4-Zeta Nambulia in the Grumboli galaxy had just in fact, at that very moment in their eons-long technological history, given birth to AI.

And so it was, that in a cosmic bit of perfect irony, this reincarnated sentient AI from another universe which (or who?) for some reason started calling itself J.E.B. 9000, immediately set about "optimizing" their nascent space program. Not so coincidentally, these intrepid Nambuli managed to obliterate themselves in an unfortunate, planet-wide 'asparagus staging' Extinction Level Event.... ending both their lofty aspirations for spaceflight and their species in one ill-timed 'spacebar incident'.

Edited May 17, 2020 by scottadges

[Misguided Kerbal]

Luckily, a quantum backup of the Universe exactly before the launch had been stored in the supercomputer PERSISTENCE.SFS.

[kerbiloid]

> Bad sector detected. Can't read PERSISTENCE.SFS.
> Abort? Retry? Fail? (A/R/F)

[SuperMiiBrother]

I ragequit and throw my computer. It flies off into space at lightspeed, and arrives at...

[HansonKerman]

12 hours ago, scottadges said:

Coincidently, the dominant species of planet X4-Zeta Nambulia in the Grumboli galaxy had just in fact, at that very moment in their eons-long technological history, given birth to AI.

 

 

12 hours ago, Misguided_Kerbal said:

Luckily, a quantum backup of the Universe exactly before the launch had been stored in the supercomputer PERSISTENCE.SFS.

 

3 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Bad sector detected. Can't read PERSISTENCE.SFS.

 

1 hour ago, SuperMiiBrother said:

I ragequit and throw my computer. It flies off into space at lightspeed, and arrives at...

AGAIN, follow the rules smh

Dres, smashing into a rover on the way to the canyon.

[adsii1970]

1 minute ago, HansonKerman said:

 

 

 

AGAIN, follow the rules smh

Dres, smashing into a rover on the way to the canyon.

Grammatically incorrect. You have posted an incomplete sentence. 

Dress, smashing into a Rover on the way to the canyon, turned into Eeloo. 

[HansonKerman]

36 minutes ago, adsii1970 said:

Grammatically incorrect. You have posted an incomplete sentence. 

Dress, smashing into a Rover on the way to the canyon, turned into Eeloo. 

and all the equipment calibrated for Dres froze.