ColdJ Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 8 hours ago, AlamoVampire said: <reads a sheet of paper> for the high crimes of simply posting and not banning as well as being found guilty if being above this post. I sentence you to being banned. 144508152024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 (edited) @AlamoVampire wonders why the forum chirps. @AlamoVampire finds no new ban target. @AlamoVampire plays with kitty. 231108152024 new page! Whee! Im first post on page 1356! 231208152024 Edited August 16 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 12 minutes ago, ColdJ said: reads a sheet of paper> for the high crimes of simply posting and not banning as well as being found guilty if being above this post. I sentence you to being banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 @AlamoVampire is confused by the forum. @AlamoVampire sees no targets. @AlamoVampire plays with kitty and eats a snickerdoodle cookie 232008152024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 7 minutes ago, ColdJ said: reads a sheet of paper> for the high crimes of simply posting and not banning as well as being found guilty if being above this post. I sentence you to being banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 @AlamoVampire begins to think the kitty is going to run around to entertain him until he sees another forum user appear. @AlamoVampire feels that one day another player will join @AlamoVampire. Until then 232608152024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 4 minutes ago, ColdJ said: reads a sheet of paper> for the high crimes of simply posting and not banning as well as being found guilty if being above this post. I sentence you to being banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 @AlamoVampire only has their kitty as company. @AlamoVampire feels alone, abandoned. @AlamoVampire cannot see or find a user to ban. @AlamoVampire wonders if this is what ban feels like? @AlamoVampire wonders when another player will come play. Is johnny five alive? 233308152024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 12 minutes ago, ColdJ said: reads a sheet of paper> for the high crimes of simply posting and not banning as well as being found guilty if being above this post. I sentence you to being banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 @AlamoVampire is discarded. @AlamoVampire is abandoned. @AlamoVampire has noone to ban. @AlamoVampireis not. @AlamoVampirewas not. @AlamoVampirecannot be. @AlamoVampire finds nothing to ban. @AlamoVampirewatches disregard come. 233808152024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 16 minutes ago, ColdJ said: reads a sheet of paper> for the high crimes of simply posting and not banning as well as being found guilty if being above this post. I sentence you to being banned One might note that one shows respect to fellow forum members by acknowledging their existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 @AlamoVampire watches kitty patrol her territory. Kitty searches and finds no viable target to ban. Kitty looks at @AlamoVampire and raises her tail to vertical and twitches the tip of her tail. She then leaps to @AlamoVampires lap and makes biscuits as she purrs loudly. Kitty regards @AlamoVampire with love and warmth. Kitty accepts @AlamoVampire as her safe person. 235208152024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 33 minutes ago, ColdJ said: reads a sheet of paper> for the high crimes of simply posting and not banning as well as being found guilty if being above this post. I sentence you to being banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 @AlamoVampire as kitty makes her biscuits and purrs upon your lap, you gently stroke her back. You quietly ask kitty if she sees anyone or anything to ban. She looks around as she makes biscuits. She suddenly stops purring and goes to see if anything appears so it can be banned. She locates an owl hooting softly in a neighbors tree but knows its a mouse hunter. She does not ban it. She returns to your lap. @AlamoVampire is happy to have kitty. @AlamoVampire knows kitty is a kind kitty and trusts her judgement. 000108162024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 40 minutes ago, ColdJ said: reads a sheet of paper> for the high crimes of simply posting and not banning as well as being found guilty if being above this post. I sentence you to being banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 @AlamoVampire kitty starts to lick your arm. She purrs gently as she does. You both look for something to ban and fail to find anything. 004208162024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 5 hours ago, ColdJ said: reads a sheet of paper> for the high crimes of simply posting and not banning as well as being found guilty if being above this post. I sentence you to being banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 (edited) @AlamoVampire just before retiring into the comfort of sleep decides to check to see if anyone has posted. @AlamoVampire confers with kitty to see if she sees anything. She indicates all clear, nothing ban viable in sight. She then makes biscuits and purrs as @AlamoVampire falls into restful slumber under kitty’s watchful, protective, and warm gaze. 052008162024 Edited August 16 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 18 minutes ago, ColdJ said: reads a sheet of paper> for the high crimes of simply posting and not banning as well as being found guilty if being above this post. I sentence you to being banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 Banned for judging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 16 Share Posted August 16 You are judged to be banned 151308162024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 You are banned from being in a Jug Band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 @AlamoVampire kitty begins her patrol seeking a viable target to ban. Her first patrol fails to locate a viable ban target. 014408172024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 20 hours ago, ColdJ said: reads a sheet of paper> for the high crimes of simply posting and not banning as well as being found guilty if being above this post. I sentence you to being banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 @AlamoVampire asks kitty if she thinks a viable ban target will appear. Kitty meows her thought that while chasing the sounds around as she patrols is fun, she like you feels the emptiness she finds on patrols is lonely. She thinks sooner or later a viable ban target will show. 015908172024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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