kerbiloid Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Banned for a gaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Failure to follow tradition again. Thats a ban! 010907122024 new page! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Tradition, tradition! Tradition! Tradition, tradition! Tradition! Who, day and night, must scramble for a living, Feed a wife and children, say his daily prayers? And who has the right, as master of the house, To have the final word at home? The Papa, the Papa! Tradition. The Papa, the Papa! Tradition. Who must know the way to make a proper home, A quiet home, a kosher home? Who must raise the family and run the home, So Papa's free to read the holy book? The Mama, the Mama! Tradition! The Mama, the Mama! Tradition! At three, I started Hebrew school. At ten, I learned a trade. I hear they've picked a bride for me. I hope she's pretty. The son, the son! Tradition! The son, the son! Tradition! And who does Mama teach to mend and tend and fix, Preparing me to marry whoever Papa picks? The daughter, the daughter! Tradition! The daughter, the daughter! Tradition! Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match. Find me a find, catch me a catch. Matchmaker, matchmaker, look through your book And make me a perfect match. Matchmaker, matchmaker, I'll bring the veil. You bring the groom, slender and pale. Bring me a ring, for I'm longing to be The envy of all I see. For Papa, make him a scholar. For Mama, make him rich as a king. For me, well, I wouldn't holler If her were as handsome as anything. Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match. Find me a find, catch me a catch. Night after night, in the dark, I'm alone. So, find me a match of my own. Hodel, oh Hodel, have I made a match for you. He's handsome! He's young! All right, he's 62. But he's a nice man, a good catch. True? True! I promise you'll be happy. And even if you're not, There's more to life than that. Don't ask me what! Chava! I've found him! Will you be a lucky bride! He's handsome. He's tall! That is, from side to side. But he's a nice man, a good catch, Right? Right! You've heard he has a temper. He'll beat you every night. But only when he's sober- so you're all right! Did you think you'd get a prince? Well I do the best I can. With no dowry, no money, no family background, Be glad you got a man! Matchmaker, matchmaker, you know that I'm Still very young. Please, take your time. Up to this minute, I've misunderstood That I could get stuck for good. Dear Yenta, see that he's gentle. Remember, you were also a bride. It's not that I'm sentimental. It's just that I'm terrified! Matchmaker, matchmaker, plan me no plans. I'm in no rush. maybe I've learned Playing with matches a girl can get burned. So bring me no ring, groom me no groom, Find me no find, catch me no catch. Unless he's a matchless match! Ban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 @AlamoVampire the lovely kitty says yet again the evil spirit does not exist. In its non existence it cannot harm you, it cannot hurt you, it cannot disparage you, it cannot enflame you, it cannot be seen, it cannot be heard, and it can be ignored. It has been banned still to non existence. Now she nestles into your neck again and starts to purr. 074407122024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 @AlamoVampire kitty removes evil spirits in an attempt to silence their existence to give them the peace life never gave them and bans them into baby shark 074807122024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviator01 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Banned for banning something after denying its existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 (edited) Banned for being a Ninja. Edited July 12 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 @Aviator01 is banned for saying the evil spirit exists. 075007122024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviator01 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Banned for banning me instead of the post before you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 (edited) Banned for thinking there was a post between us as evil spirits do not exist. 075207122024 075307122024 Edited July 12 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviator01 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Banned for not seeing a post that exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Banned for seeing posts by spirits that kitty says dont exist, that science cant test for 075507122024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviator01 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Banned for being lied to and manipulated by a nonexistent cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 (edited) Sigh Edited July 12 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 @Aviator01 ok did not expect imgur to blow my cats face up that big, but, this is the kitty that says the evil spirit does not exist and thus you are banned for saying it does, and she still insists that its banned to a 502 badgateway. 080507122024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Banned for sewing up the nice cats eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 @AlamoVampire kitty starts to purr and make biscuits knowing shes a cute calico and champion of banning mean evil spirits. She also says flash photography point blank is bright. 081507122024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Flash Bance. What a feeling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Feelings are banned in this merciless thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Banned for not respecting other's feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Banned just because youre 1 post above 2228071222024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 (edited) Banned because of world wide instability. Edited July 13 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 bans once again non existent spirits back to what ever fantasy fiction from whence the came. 004807132024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 13 Share Posted July 13 Speedy Gonzales bans you. Also he would like some cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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