kerbiloid Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 The KSP Hype Train in the field of banned spirits. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 Oh my it seems if I must traditionally ban you for once again not honoring the declaration tradition. banned. 061307172024 new page declared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 Banned for training the hype. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 @AlamoVampire kitty looks around at something. Shes unsure at what drew her attention. She bans what ever phantasm she imagined back to the depths of the forgotten. 063207172024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 17 Share Posted July 17 I ban the emptiness of existence, I ban the sorrow of the masses, I ban the hopeless situations, I ban the rose coloured glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 @AlamoVampire kitty wonders when the banned fiction book wil…. 211607172024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 Banned for mentioning THE banned fiction book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 Banned for mentioning such ability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted July 18 Share Posted July 18 Banned for disrespecting someone with banning privileges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 (edited) Banned for banning me when im a spokesvampire for kitty. 191307182024 Edited July 19 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 Banned by pox-vampire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 I ban thee to the hither 023407192024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 19 Share Posted July 19 Banned by Mercrutio. (As I am sure there is a version that says "A Pox on both your houses.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 @AlamoVampire kitty says: V1: Who’s there? V2: Nay, answer me! Stand and unfold yourself! V1: Long live the king! V2: V1? V1: He. V2: You come most carefully upon your hour. V1: Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to bed, V2. —— kitty wonders if any who exist and are not spirits in banned books know this 223507192024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 (edited) 6 hours ago, AlamoVampire said: V2: V1? V1: He. He what? Helium or Heinkel? Banned for uncertainty. Also, why do the missiles speak? Edited July 20 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 @kerbiloid banned for not knowing. 092907202024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 Banned for banning for honesty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 (edited) I could a tale unfold whose lightest word Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood, Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres, Thy knotted and combined locks to part, And each particular hair to stand on end Like quills upon the fretful porcupine. But this eternal blazon must not be To ears of flesh and blood. List, list, O, list! @kerbiloid is banned if he canst tell me whence this snipped speech doth cometh from without thy infernal searching devices! 103807202024 Edited July 20 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 1 hour ago, AlamoVampire said: tell me whence this snipped speech doth cometh from without thy infernal searching devices! Based on porcupines and exclamation, some banned poetry by Kipling. Googled. Hamlet. Wait, so Kipling has written Hamlet instead of Shakespeare? Or it was his nickname? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 Both are from Hamlet actually. First round was act 1 scene 1 opening lines with names redacted. Second was act 1 scene 5 hamlets ghost father speaking to him. Thus you are banned for failing to recognize the Immortal Bard! 122807202024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 13 minutes ago, AlamoVampire said: Both are from Hamlet actually. First round was act 1 scene 1 opening lines with names redacted. Second was act 1 scene 5 hamlets ghost father speaking to him. Thus you are banned for failing to recognize the Immortal Bard! 122807202024 How could Hamlet know about the porcupines in his forgotten century? In his banned century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 Because the king told him! Ban 125807202024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 Banned by a small village full of Echidnas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 @AlamoVampire kitty hisses. You look around and see nothing. You listen carefully hearing only the sounds of your ceiling fan, the ac and cicadas. You shrug and guess it must be kitty imagining the banned book trying to find reality 161907202024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 21 Share Posted July 21 The cicadas appear to be an arthropod cockatrice, a cicatrice, and ban you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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