What do ya do with a Drunken Sailor?

[Kernel Kraken]

Well, what DO ya do with a Drunken Sailor?

How to play:

the post should start with "What do ya do with a Drunken Sailor?" And end with you saying what you do with a drunken sailor.

I'll start:

What do ya do with a drunken sailor? Put 'im on an Exxon tanker!

[Dman979]

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Set his alarm clock! Weigh hey and up he rises!

[adsii1970]

What do ya do with a drunken sailor?

Take him to get a new tattoo!

[LordFerret]

1 hour ago, TheMadKraken2297 said:

Well, what DO ya do with a Drunken Sailor?

What's with you people? Get with the program. You buy him another drink, of course!

[adsii1970]

3 minutes ago, LordFerret said:

What's with you people? Get with the program. You buy him another drink, of course!

And then you take him to get another tattoo!

[LordFerret]

7 minutes ago, adsii1970 said:

And then you take him to get another tattoo!

Followed with yet another drink!

[Kernel Kraken]

What do ya do with a drunken sailor?

Force him to watch Caillou as punishment.

[adsii1970]

For some reason, I'm hearing this song in my mind... All because of this thread!

https://youtu.be/DVx8L7a3MuE

[StrandedonEarth]

What do ya do with a drunken sailor?

Introduce him to Tintin, of course!

(and then take him to get another tattoo)

[Dman979]

56 minutes ago, StrandedonEarth said:

What do ya do with a drunken sailor?

Introduce him to Tintin, of course!

(and then take him to get another tattoo)

Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon! Visigoths! Addle-plated lumps of anthracite! Dictatorial duck-billed diplodocus! Lilly-livered landlubbers! Aztecs! Flaming Jack-in-the-Box! Bagpipers! Olympic athlete! Nitwits! Bougainvillea! Cro-Magnons! Two-timing Tartar twister! Ectoplasm! Purple profiteering jellyfish! Freshwater politicians! Aardvark! Great flat-footed Grizzly Bear! Bathtub admiral! Kleptomaniacs! Microcephalic baboon!

[adsii1970]

Ok, this thread has put this image in my head...

[Kernel Kraken]

What do ya do with a drunken sailor?

Throw 'im in the hold, then get him another beer.

[StrandedonEarth]

Of course, the correct answer is: 

Put him in the longboat ‘til he’s sober... ( repeat twice more)

Early in the morning 

Edited April 9, 2018 by StrandedonEarth

[Atlas2342]

What do ya do with a drunken sailor?

Why give him more rum, of course.

[kerbiloid]

I would think than an Atlantic tsunami has crossed Mediterranean Sea, thrown his ship over the mountains into a river, scratched it through several tens kilometers of ground, and at last left it in our park lake.

We can understand him.

Edited April 15, 2018 by kerbiloid

[StrandedonEarth]

Take mascara (or a Sharpie) and draw funny pictures on his face!

Shave random portions of his beard off!

[HansonKerman]

Just wait for the hangover to wear off, then let him return to normal life.

[Gargamel]

On 4/21/2018 at 7:53 PM, StrandedonEarth said:

Shave random portions of his beard off!

NEVER Touch a sailor's beard!

Arrg!

And give him another tattoo!