55delta Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Now this one I did read from a news story... Calling 911 by giving a cordless phone to a toddler as a toy to keep them quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Calling 911 to report physic glitches, null-reference exceptions, landing gear problems, or issues with loading/unloading physics in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 (edited) ¿ if not me and some others doing it who ? Edited June 14, 2019 by WinkAllKerb'' this and "urban" legend @ %% pyro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Calling 911 for the metaphorical robbery of a favorite competitor, team, sports-entertainment wrester, race car, or race horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Calling 911 from two phones at once and holding them together to let them speak to each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GearsNSuch Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 Calling 911 because this thread doesn’t have a disclaimer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeet_TheDinosaur Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 (edited) Calling 911 because Take two purchased Ksp and it is becoming better"cough" "cough" Also calling 911 because now i'm going to get banned from the forum. (Guess why?) Edited June 20, 2019 by Yeet_TheDinosaur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapis Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Calling 911 because your rocket exploded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Calling 911 when it's your own local phone number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted June 22, 2019 Share Posted June 22, 2019 Calling 911 because John Wick has a Pencil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Calling 911 because John Wick has an Eraser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Calling 911 since Googling KSP doesn't show results for the Kentucky State Police anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 (edited) Who needs the fictional Kentucky State Police, while the Kerbin is real. Edited June 24, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMiiBrother Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share Posted June 24, 2019 Calling 911 because you were too stupid and little to remember what 911 meant. (based on a true story that happened around 10-11 years ago.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheif Operations Director Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 On 5/10/2019 at 11:22 PM, XB-70A said: Calling 911 with elaborate story of robbery to get out of work day at Hardee's. Calling 911 after your mom wouldn't pay for IHOP. Calling 911 for having found bright green iguana in toilets. Calling 911 for demanding cops to fix your garage. Calling 911, complaining clams you ordered were too small. Calling 911 because Taco Bell won't serve you tacos. Calling 911, seeking intelligence info on yourself. P.S.: All those are true Florida Man adventures. 6th one might be worth it... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 (Watching a post-apocalyptic series). Calling 911 if you are a post-apocalyptic hero. Absolutely useless, never works. In the best case you hear: "This is 911. The situation is under control. Stay calm. STAY CA-A-A-A-ALM!!!11 (Psh-sh-sh)..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Calling 911 when you're 911 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckseno Posted June 29, 2019 Share Posted June 29, 2019 Calling 911 to help you with homework. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted July 5, 2019 Share Posted July 5, 2019 Calling 911 for roadside assistance for a Porsche 911. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Calling 911 because your PC turned off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 Calling 911 because you always wanted to know if the story of the boy who cried wolf was true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 9, 2019 Share Posted July 9, 2019 Calling 911 without a phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Calling 911 to say that you're trying to plot a crime, but you're stumped and looking for ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Calling 911 just to hear a human voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 1 hour ago, kerbiloid said: Calling 911 just to hear a human voice. You would have to be so sad to do that XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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