ColdJ Posted November 18 Share Posted November 18 Calling 911 because the mice have entered the rat race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 19 Share Posted November 19 Calling 911 because you purrganism is requiring that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 Calling 911 because I just learned that Newgrounds is still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Kerbin Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 Calling 911 because of excessive purrs on these newgrounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 Calling 911 because it's almost December. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 28 Share Posted November 28 Calling 911 to say I produced nuclear fusion...in my pants. (Operator: "We all know you didn't, ask me how I know.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 29 Share Posted November 29 Calling 911 because you believe that half of an entire country have turned into Zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 30 Share Posted November 30 Calling 911 for help after your gaming console just died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 3 Share Posted December 3 Calling 911 because the music died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 3 Share Posted December 3 Calling 911 because only they want to listen to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 3 Share Posted December 3 Calling 911 because I AM A MAN! *punch* (Operator: "You just punched your smartphone, didn't you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAl1en1 Posted December 4 Share Posted December 4 calling 911 because one punch man is angry at me (in the background."君はすでに死んでいる!") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Kerbin Posted December 4 Share Posted December 4 (edited) Calling 911 because Sarkin has a larger SOI then Eve’s orbit. 083712042024 Edit: post copied it’s self. 084512042024 Edited December 4 by Mr. Kerbin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 4 Share Posted December 4 Calling 911 because you are the last human on the Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 6 Share Posted December 6 Calling 911 because I saw someone build a house out of dirt IRL. (Operator: "Big deal, I did that in Minecraft.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 11 Share Posted December 11 Calling 911 because the daemon, you have summoned, doesn't want to get away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 12 Share Posted December 12 Calling 911 to send over The Freelance Police. (Operator: "We never talk to them. Only the police commissioner does. You'll have to call him instead.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 13 Share Posted December 13 Calling 911 when tried dialing 502. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 13 Share Posted December 13 Calling 911 because the senior nurse forgot to lock the office room with the phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 14 Share Posted December 14 Calling 911 because you think you know the secret sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 15 Share Posted December 15 Calling 911 to whistle a secret code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 16 Share Posted December 16 Calling 911 to ask how to use EDLIN. (Operator: "No, no, and no. Use a newer version of DOS, for everyone's sake.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 17 Share Posted December 17 Calling 911 because are nostalgic for dial up modems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 17 Share Posted December 17 Whistling 911 to connect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackess4334 Posted December 17 Share Posted December 17 Calling 911 to say that you took damage in minecraft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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