ColdJ Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Calling 911 to get positive help. ?egap wen kool yeH .yas dluoc uoy wonk uoy diD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted January 20 Share Posted January 20 Calling 911 in poland, to get help in canada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Calling 911 to report a pasta crime. (Operator: "Sir, I only deal in emergencies. Hang up and find an Italian grandparent on your own time.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale37 Posted January 21 Share Posted January 21 Calling 911 on facetime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMiiBrother Posted January 22 Author Share Posted January 22 Calling 911 because the forums went down AGAIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Calling 911 because the forum is back and you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Calling 911 to report that the world is a vampire. (Operator: "The Smashing Pumpkins aren't an emergency either.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbalcommander563 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Calling 911 because you want to build a rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Calling 911 because Jeb wants to build a rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Calling 911 because Val won't let Jeb build a rocket. Says "Let Bill and Bob do it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 Calling 911 because my custom Kerbal OC (do not steal), who is the expert who knows everything about astronomy, physics, chemistry, piloting, explosives, and dozens of other very smart topics, while also being rich, universally loved, and a very cool dude, died during his first rocket launch. (Operator: "Oh, that old cliche.") (Me: "Wait...what?") (Operator: "Look up on TV-tropes, The World's Expert (on Getting Killed) after you hang up the phone.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted Wednesday at 03:53 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 03:53 PM Calling 911 to hire the A Team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted Saturday at 05:39 PM Share Posted Saturday at 05:39 PM Calling 911 because you have a fear of flying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted yesterday at 02:08 PM Share Posted yesterday at 02:08 PM Calling 911 to let them know you just got out of vault 101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago "Hello, this is 911; state the nature of your emergency." "Yes, I'd like to report a major crime. Someone just tried to serve me decaf coffee!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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