kerbiloid Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Calling 911 912. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Calling 911 to order a soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Calling 911 to report that the thread you thought for sure was dead has returned on it's own and you're not sure if it's a zombie or just survived somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Calling 911 to Revive the Soviet Union again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Calling 911 when your macroassembler doesn't support numeric subroutine names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 Calling 911 to play KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Calling 911 because your mobile launchpad drained the batteries on your rocket and now it's flying off uncontrolled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Calling 911 to because someone has dropped the bass. ("...So do you have a noise complaint...?") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Calling 911 using a megaphone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Calling 911 to find Homer Simpson,because he drank to much beer... calling 911 to install RSS perfectly. Calling 911 to call all the autobots. Calling 911 to arrest a police. Calling 911 to Support SpaceX. Calling 911 to Spam "You are dead! not big Surprise!" on a Team Fortress 2 server chat. Calling 911 because there's a Funny ogre named Shrek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Calling 911 to establish dial-up connection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Calling 911 because you don't want to get up to turn on your air conditioning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 Calling 911 to report a 2011 forum veteran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 calling 911 for MOAR PROTEGENTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Calling 911 because you found some dead bodies, and they tell you to get out of the mausoleum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Kerbal Dude Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 CALLING 911 BECAUSE: Spoiler THE DEAD THREAD,IT HAS BEEN UNLOCKED... OH NO. I'M REPLYING THAT THREAD NOW. HELL NO. HELP ME. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP. Calling 911 TO GO TO SPACE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Calling 911 because I'm the bad guy, duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 13 minutes ago, 55delta said: Calling 911 because I'm the bad guy, duh! Vice versa, it's a very good reason. They love bad guys, they won't be awarded for capturing good ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Calling 911 to explain why taunting authority while being a criminal is a bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Calling 911 when you need just 910 or 909. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commodore_32 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Calling 911 because I want landers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 With 911 you can get only rovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Calling 911 because you have 99 problems. ("...So do you have an emergency...?") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 Calling 911 because they are the only who can understand your English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 30, 2020 Share Posted August 30, 2020 Calling 911 because there's a hot mic on Countdown One. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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