Stupid reasons to call 911!

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 because somebody is interested about the things which you are doing.

[AlamoVampire]

Calling 911 to declare a new page

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new page!

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 to say you are roaming in Rome.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 after watching Odd Thomas yesterday.

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 as you Tango in Tuscany.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 as somebody again called Etruria Tuscany.

[Zozaf Kerman]

calling 911 when you are the emt operator

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 to check if there is a wind advisory in place.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 to test your phone.

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 from this new invention to send your voice down a wire to the other room, that doesn't even have some way to dial.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 because a winged cow is flying above, when you don't have umbrella.

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[ColdJ]

Calling 911 because the Kangaroos are flying and there is brown hail.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 the koalas have eaten all eucalypts at your home, and started eating the cactus.

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 to warn them of the Drop Bears.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 to get

for your pet pandas.

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 to get a pillow, because sleeping on your laptop is uncomfortable.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911  because the kitties know that it isn't.

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 to warn of the Kitty revolution.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 for multiple Kitty revolutions and purring.

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 to warn of Catman and Bobbin.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 to purr.

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 to be purrfect.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 to have a purrpose.

[ColdJ]

Calling 911 to purruse the forums.

[kerbiloid]

Calling 911 to ask if they are good purritans.