Create the most preposterous April Fools jokes!

[Fraston]

It’s that time of year again! The time of year in which many members of the KSP community forum engage in internet tomshenaniganery of the highest order. 

I propose for us all to make funny reversed stories to pass the time until next year’s April Fools!

Rules:

Reverse what you say to give the opposite meaning to your sentences.

Have quotes around them for reasons that may or may not relate to a certain video game character with white hair and a single heron wing.

No high-level cussing or innuendo, don’t break the forum rules, don’t burn the house down or play w/ knifes, y’know that sort of thing

Example:

“This is a good forum game that will clearly be relevant for long enough”

-A Certain Someone whose name you definitely don’t know by now

Edited April 1, 2020 by Fraston

[Dirkidirk]

"It is still that time of year and this thread has NOT been ignored, I'm gonna post!"

-A character who that you don't keep referencing for pretty obvious reasons

Edited April 10, 2020 by Dirkidirk

[VoidCosmos]

Wrong thread?

[kerbiloid]

No, wrong thread folder.

[Fraston]

7 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

No, wrong thread folder.

Right thread.

[kerbiloid]

Depends on the coordinate axis. Can be left.

[Fraston]

Or up or down.

[XB-70A]

Create the most preposterous April Fools jokes!-Thread right now,

 

 

[Vanamonde]

This game has been moved to Games. 

[Fraston]

5 minutes ago, Vanamonde said:

This game has been moved to Games. 

I could have sworn I posted it in games in the first place, but...

[kerbiloid]

... but it was the 1st April joke itself.

[Fraston]

18 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

... but it was the 1st April joke itself.

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