Swim around Kerbin.

[kerbiloid]

Jeb can't sink.

[jimmymcgoochie]

Swim. Around Kerbin.

Swim, at the heady speed of 0.8 metres per second (or even less once physics warp messes it up) around an entire planet!?

Do you have 17.4 days free to continuously hold down W just to swim the circumference of Kerbin, or considerably more to actually swim the whole way around without touching land? Because I certainly don't...

[Spaceman.Spiff]

8 minutes ago, jimmymcgoochie said:

physics warp

Don’t worry!

With Better*TimeWarp, you can physics warp at 1000x and shoot off into space at several times the speed of light!

Who knows what will happen if you swim!

[Starhelperdude]

46 minutes ago, Spaceman.Spiff said:

Don’t worry!

With Better*TimeWarp, you can physics warp at 1000x and shoot off into space at several times the speed of light!

Who knows what will happen if you swim!

with that you are kraken food! (haha double joke- timewarp and sea xDXDXDXDXD lol)

[kerbiloid]

U C?
The idea is not as simple as it looks at first glance.

[kspnerd122]

no, nobody wants to spend WEEKS just holding down W(U could tape the key, but still, ur PC would start to run hot after a bit)

[paul_c]

TBH even orbiting at 2300m/s, for an entire rotation, at 1x is boring.

[jimmymcgoochie]

19 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

U C?
The idea is not as simple as it looks at first glance.

Who exactly is this addressed to?

[kerbiloid]

2 minutes ago, jimmymcgoochie said:

Who exactly is this addressed to?

To all whom it may concern.

Upd,
Just read about 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Edgley

Don't do this at home...

Though, still shorter than Kerbal trip.

Edited March 11, 2021 by kerbiloid

[Major_cupcake]

I bet someone's gonna do that.

[dnbattley]

With a mode of torture transport something like this, it may be feasible to propel the "swimming" kerbal at a rate that cuts down the transit time to mere days, as opposed to weeks. But it's still a hard no from me...

[Single stage to ocean]

Waterboarding at Kauntamo bay, circa 2006.