Your the first person on Mars! yay! what is the first thing you do?

[BuranAce]

What the title says.

Edited July 15, 2021 by Lancasterace

[TheSaint]

Grab a contingency sample and put it in my pocket?

[kerbiloid]

I would open the corresponding thread to choose some proper first words to say.

 

[cubinator]

Look around, take in the view. Check my O2 valve flow. Scrape at the sand with my boot. Hop around.

[Stormpilot]

Victory dance? Nobody else?

Victory dance it is

[kerbiloid]

Fall down to grab the land first, following the historical precedent.

[TheSaint]

Honestly? Nobody else is going to follow procedure?

[kerbiloid]

Why?

The  liquiding on the rocket leg is usually a pre-start procedure.

Though, in absence of trees and bushes...

[munlander1]

Get my foot on the ground first

[adsii1970]

14 hours ago, TheSaint said:

Honestly? Nobody else is going to follow procedure?

To be honest, the procedure will be borked anyway. As soon as you make your way up the first Martian dune, you'll see...

      

 

[razark]

Say "Oh, my God, what is that thing?" then scream and cut my mic.

[DDE]

On 7/17/2021 at 7:57 AM, razark said:

Say "Oh, my God, what is that thing?" then scream and cut my mic.

Manslaughter charge imminent.

You'll have exactly the time to pass through every stage of doubt and regret before Earth sends back casualty reports.

[Hyperspace Industries]

Say: "take that, puny earthlings! Earth is inferior to Mars" and proceed to play the epic part, around 4.15 minutes in (depending on the version), of Mars by Gustav Holtz. 

Edited August 18, 2021 by Hyperspace Industries
Thanks to dde for posting the link

[DDE]

1 hour ago, Hyperspace Industries said:

Say: "take that, puny earthlings! Earth is inferior to Mars" and proceed to play the epic part, around 4.15 minutes in (depending on the version), of Mars by Gustav Holtz. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmk5frp6-3Q&t=4m17s

You're welcome, supervillain.

[kerbiloid]

Take from the pocket a CD with the most boring old local hits from 1980s _{("Laskovy May", Y. Antonov, street chanson)} and bring it away by a quadrocopter, to let them find it and start thinking, how this could appear here,

[Moach]

First thing, uh.... Land

[Stormpilot]

As a Canadian I would jump out, say “beat you America!” And then chug a bottle of maple syrup.

[kerbiloid]

Shouldn't you first release your moose and let it grazing?

[Stormpilot]

3 minutes ago, kerbiloid said:

Shouldn't you first release your moose and let it grazing?

Yes and the beavers need to start building the colony.