You can choose a super power however the next to respond chooses a side effect.

[tryharder]

Side effect: Everyone now is testing your patience

Superpower: Existing

[ColdJ]

Side Effect: Existing in this world rather than a utopia.

Superpower: Having hours go by like they are minutes.

[AlamoVampire]

Side effect: you pass through time so fast that matthew McConaughey‘s character in interstellar appears stuck in a single second. 
 

superpower the powers of the Q continuum

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[ColdJ]

Side Effect: You are obsessed with Jean Luc Picard and follow him everywhere.

Superpower. Instant moustache.

[Deddly]

Side effect: Every person and animal you look at instantly grows a luxurious moustache.

Superpower: Control people with any TV remote.

[AlamoVampire]

No need to corrupt this, 

corrupts it better than I could.

superpower: control over time itself (think Geras/Liu Kang on mk11/1)

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[ColdJ]

Side Effect: You can only do it if you don't move at all.

Super Power: The power to be Super.

[Deddly]

You become superglue.

 

My superpower: to climb any boulder or climbing route that has ever been climbed before, including Silence, the epic 9C so far only accomplished by Adam Ondra.

[tryharder]

Side effect: Have you thought about how you're gonna get down beforehand?

My superpower: Able to drive a car well (and not break any traffic laws)

[ColdJ]

Side Effect: You can only do this in Grand Theft Auto games.

My Superpower: I can adapt songs to what I need at any time.

[B0lt]

On 8/2/2024 at 7:05 PM, ColdJ said:

Side Effect: You can only do this in Grand Theft Auto games.

My Superpower: I can adapt songs to what I need at any time.

Side effect: You have to pay royalties evrey time you do this

My superpower: I am able to manipulate matter

[Deddly]

Side effect: It doesn't matter.

My superpower: Cure any disease

[AlamoVampire]

You can cure our diseases, but you take them for yourself. How long you can sustain it no one knows.

sp: to be able control dark matter

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[RedAl1en1]

Side effect: you become dark matter.

Superpower: actually be able to understand the KAL controllers.

[ColdJ]

Side Effect: You spend years building complex machines and slowly fade away.

Superpower: Can make weird designs fly in KSP.

[Deddly]

Side effect: Well, actually, that's just KSP.

Superpower: summon bacon

[B0lt]

Side effect: Its bacon that you have to cut clean and cook yourself

Superpower: the skills to make ksp2 a real game

[Iapetus7342]

Side effect: this game is only popular for a few days.

Superpower: Summon wormholes at will.

[ColdJ]

Side Effect: You can only do it in Apples and you get the Worm too.

Superpower: Get a a high sugar content out of pure water.

[B0lt]

Side effect: diabetes 

Superpower: be able to talk to women

Edited August 10, 2024 by B0lt

[ColdJ]

Side Effect: To you, every human being on the planet looks identical, so you never know who you are talking to.

Super Power: Have all your muscles vibrate like crazy after exercise.

[Iapetus7342]

Side Effect: sometimes they rupture, meaning that you have to constantly get surgery.

Superpower: Survival in vaccum.

[Deddly]

Side effect: You are a tardigrade.

My superpower is to project pain and injuries inflicted upon me back onto my opponent in a fight. So if someone punches me really hard in the face, they go flying backwards with a black eye.

Edited August 11, 2024 by Deddly

[Zozaf Kerman]

Side effect: your opponent’s injuries reflect back, causing an infinite loop.

My superpower is to be able to win any argument

[Deddly]

No it isn't