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Here's our game plan: All the Evening Star stations have a large escape module that can house all 100 passengers. The problem is that MJ-0 disabled it. All the passengers are locked inside the escape pod.

A Ranger carrying Jeb and Val as copilots, along with Bill and Bob for support (and two Interstellar-style robots named DONN and GALE), will intercept Evening Star-005 and dock to the emergency airlock. CCC Ranger-Lites (they will be called Talon Squadron) will provide a distraction by destroying unessential/uncrewed elements of the station.

Val, Bob and DONN will remain in the Ranger (call their ship Ranger-1), while Jeb, Bill (we need an engineer), and GALE will find a logistics center nearby. Bill and GALE will tap into Evening Star-005's security network and clear the Escape Pod to detach. Then they'll skedaddle out of there in the Ranger-1 while the Ranger-Lites destroy the station.

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Jeb and friends (along with two support robots) are on their way to the station when they narrowly dodge a missile. Somehow, MJ-0 has armed the station! Ranger-1 only has some flares and a small gunning port. What do we do?

 

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Hmm... 

Jeb is a badass, so he aims back at the missile and destroys it in one hit, using the gunport. Some more missiles are coming!

Jeb shoots one single flare, that is somehow enough for the missiles. He turns off most electronics and turns on stealth mode. We're invisible to the radar. For now. Help us, Talon Squadron, you're our only hope!

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I say it would be nice if people on the asassins team play as MJ-0

 

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We immediately dock with the station. Jeb, Bill and GALE rush into it.

GALE finds a computer and hacks it. He finds the nearest Logistics Center. They go over to it and Bill deactivates the entire station security.

The Escape Pod can detach safely. But civilians are dumb enough to not know how to push a giant red button which says "DETACH". So one kerbal has to leave with the escape pod. We have to choose who goes.

But out of nowhere, oh no! MJ-0 is coming through a dark hallway with a red lightsaber! We lock the door so we're somewhat safe now. But now we can't reach the Escape Pod AND the Ranger-1. What do we do?

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GALE sticks out his "arm" and activates a blue lightsaber. GALE and MJ-0 start an epic duel. It is close, but GALE slices MJ-0 to pieces. MJ-0 transferred to a different body, so he is still alive for now.

GALE volunteers to push the "detach" button. He insists on being left behind, but Jeb insists that if GALE blows himself out of the Escape Pod's airlock after detaching, they can swoop in with the Ranger-1 and catch him. What do we do?

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A short time in the future in a galaxy somewhat close to us...

SPACE WARS

EPISODE V: MECHJEB STRIKES BACK

THE BOLD HEROES HAVE SAVED THE 100 PASSENGERS ABOARD THE EVENING STAR, WHICH WAS LATER DESTROYED BY THE CCCMJ-0 HAS BEEN DEFEATED!

JEB, BILL, BOB, VAL AND THE 2 BRAVE ROBOTS DONN AND GALE HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE HERO OF THE UNIVERSE AWARD. THEY MAY FINALLY BE IN PEACE AGAIN.

BUT MJ-0 HAS CREATED A NEW ARMY OF DROIDS, BIGGER THAN ANY ARMY EVER MADE BEFORE. THE HEROES SHOULD FIND WHERE THE ARMY IS STATIONED AND WRECK IT.

BUT JEBEDIAH RECEIVES A MESSAGE FROM AN UNKNOWN SENDER, SAYING THAT HE SHOULD GO TO THE DISTANT PLANET OF EELOO, SO THAT HE MAY RECEIVE PROPER JEDI TRAINING.

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On 8/17/2023 at 5:10 AM, Aerodynamic Kerbal said:

A short time in the future in a galaxy somewhat close to us...

SPACE WARS

EPISODE V: MECHJEB STRIKES BACK

THE BOLD HEROES HAVE SAVED THE 100 PASSENGERS ABOARD THE EVENING STAR, WHICH WAS LATER DESTROYED BY THE CCCMJ-0 HAS BEEN DEFEATED!

JEB, BILL, BOB, VAL AND THE 2 BRAVE ROBOTS DONN AND GALE HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE HERO OF THE UNIVERSE AWARD. THEY MAY FINALLY BE IN PEACE AGAIN.

BUT MJ-0 HAS CREATED A NEW ARMY OF DROIDS, BIGGER THAN ANY ARMY EVER MADE BEFORE. THE HEROES SHOULD FIND WHERE THE ARMY IS STATIONED AND WRECK IT.

BUT JEBEDIAH RECEIVES A MESSAGE FROM AN UNKNOWN SENDER, SAYING THAT HE SHOULD GO TO THE DISTANT PLANET OF EELOO, SO THAT HE MAY RECEIVE PROPER JEDI TRAINING.

Wow, this game has gone completely off topic. I love it! :D

Ahem, anyway...

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The CCC satellite network has been detecting strange amounts of activity on the surface of Vall (the moon, not Val with one L). Why does everything strange happen on Vall? A lone Ranger piloted by Support Robot NEST lands near the anomaly and shortly loses comms. One last message was transmitted, and it's quite disturbing.

VALL RELAY BRAVO-35: ONE CACHED MESSAGE:

Ranger-41: [radio static] THEM. DO NO- [more radio static] [silence] All these worlds are yours, except Europa Vall. Attempt no landing there. Use them together. Use them in peace. [message ends]

So, what do we do?

 

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SKYEYE OS V 6. 3 "ORWELL"

CONNECTING TO SATCOM ……… success

CONNECTING SKYEYE VALL SAT 13 …………  success

READING ARCHIVE FILES ……… success

PLEASE ENTER AUTHORISATION CODE: *****************

WELCOME, ABEL101126

------WEAPON SYSTEM ENGAGED------

CONFIRMED FIRE: VALL SURFACE

 

 

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4 hours ago, Abel Military Services said:

SKYEYE OS V 6. 3 "ORWELL"

CONNECTING TO SATCOM ……… success

CONNECTING SKYEYE VALL SAT 13 …………  success

READING ARCHIVE FILES ……… success

PLEASE ENTER AUTHORISATION CODE: *****************

WELCOME, ABEL101126

------WEAPON SYSTEM ENGAGED------

CONFIRMED FIRE: VALL SURFACE

 

 

Wait, which side are you on?

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Unidentified satellite, this is the CCC. We deny you permission to open fire on the anomaly. Repeat, we deny you permission to open fire on the anomaly. 

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5 hours ago, Aerodynamic Kerbal said:

Jeb and his crew just gave the idea to go and investigate Vall. CCC and KSC, do you say we send Jeb, Bill, Bob, Vall, GALE and DONN over to Vall?

Well, all the photos we've taken from orbit have been scrambled, rendering the anomaly sight invisible from orbit. And when we sent NEST to Vall, his last words were "Do not", which presumably means "Do not come", sooo...

Ah, whatever. CCC gives the all clear. Let's wait on the KSC.

And also, we still need to figure out which side was controlling the armed SKYEYE VALL SAT 13.

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  • 3 weeks later...

The CCC sends a Bravo-Class IXV (Interplanetary eXploration Vehicle), named Bravo-19, to Vall, carrying Jeb, Val, Bill, Bob, GALE, and DONN. Jeb and Bob are dispatched with DONN to the surface onboard Ranger-1, while Val and Bill wait on Bravo-19.

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Just a little info about the Bravo-Class IXV. They use mostly 2.5m habitats, with a 5m fuel tank and engine sections. They have two drop tanks of the same diameter. They run on Timberwind NTR engines, and are powered by solar panels. They have a centrifuge habitat and two Rangers and one heavy lander, which are named Fortress. They carry a maximum of six crew and two support robots. (The Rangers, Fortress Landers, and support robots are all inspired by Interstellar. The ship designs and robots do have some utility, and they're just cool, so the CCC uses them.).

 

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DONN's sensors pick up a high count of Gravioli particles just west of the anomaly. He thinks that this one is probably unrelated...?

The heroes board their Ranger and fly over to the second anomaly. They land their ship some distance away just in case and walk the rest of the way. They find a huge army of MechJebs, with MJ-0 leading them. DONN also spots the damaged Ranger-41, and the mangled remains of NEST, which fills him with anger.

We have them in our sights. What do we do?

Spoiler

A post like this from the perspective of Jeb and his friends should technically be made by a Jeb's Friends team member, but those robots are also technically CCC robots, so I say this is fair.

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Bob copies the hard drive onto multiple USBs (for redundancy). He then tells DONN and GALE to quickly load up NEST's remains onto one of the Rangers for investigation. GALE volunteers to pilot Ranger-2 back to Bravo-19 while DONN and Ranger-1 pursues MJ-0. He volunteers because GALE got all the action last time.

DONN and the crew board Ranger-1 and activate VTOL and engines at the same time! Jeb uses his excellent piloting skills to "hover" above the surface as they chase MJ-0.

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Two messages were left on the CCC-DA Director's advanced CCC communication system.

NOTICE: The CCC-DA is to be disbanded effective immediately. All personnel and assets are to be transferred to the CCC-DC for reassignment. Director Manfred Kerman CORRECTION: Sigman Kerman is to be brought to the CCC-DC Administrative Council for trial on charges of betrayal and disregard for orders.

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And then the second one, an intercepted transmission:

CCC-DC - SUPPORT ROBOT "TICK" - RELAYING STATUS MESSAGE - CAPTAIN DAVID O'HARVIS KERMAN - TASK FORCE ECHO:

"Echo One to command. We've reached the CCC-DA branch headquarters. We're in the process of fully surveying the area, but the facility seems deserted. We've surveyed the armories and hangars. The armories were only partially empty, and the hangars still had all of the Rangers and fighter jets inside, thought only some were still in a flyable condition. We're sweeping the office blocks right now. Echo One, out."

***

The message was intercepted only a few minutes ago.

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12 hours ago, TwoCalories said:

Two messages were left on the CCC-DA Director's advanced CCC communication system.

NOTICE: The CCC-DA is to be disbanded effective immediately. All personnel and assets are to be transferred to the CCC-DC for reassignment. Director Manfred Kerman is to be brought to the CCC-DC Administrative Council for trial on charges of betrayal and disregard for orders.

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And then the second one, an intercepted transmission:

CCC-DC - SUPPORT ROBOT "TICK" - RELAYING STATUS MESSAGE - CAPTAIN DAVID O'HARVIS KERMAN - TASK FORCE ECHO:

"Echo One to command. We've reached the CCC-DA branch headquarters. We're in the process of fully surveying the area, but the facility seems deserted. We've surveyed the armories and hangars. The armories were only partially empty, and the hangars still had all of the Rangers and fighter jets inside, thought only some were still in a flyable condition. We're sweeping the office blocks right now. Echo One, out."

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The message was intercepted only a few minutes ago.

Manfred Kerman was confused as nobody knew he was alive as he was presumed dead since 1982.

Even more confusing is that he has committed no betrayal or disregard for public safety.

The staff at the CCC-DA catch's him up on what Sigman Kerman has done along with the rest of the CCC-DA.

In Manfred's rage he decides to fire all the remaining staff of the CCC-DA.

He decides to stay in the Bunker but takes his time as only 4 people still alive knows the location.

Spoiler

And all of them refuse to share the location.

Its also nowhere near the CCC-DA Headquarters.

 

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