livefree75 Posted February 22, 2016 Share Posted February 22, 2016 "I would like to thank SQUAD for developing Kerbal Space Program, which inspired me to venture beyond my homeworld." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikki Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 "A expensive boot touches mars for taxpayers delight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAL 9000 Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 "IN YOUR FACE, NEIL ARMSTRONG!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 "Wow, this set is very realistic, they even managed to find a way to increase the gravity, Anyway can we start recording? It's cold here on Pluto, wait we're already recording? Fudge...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 "...this isn't my living-room." I don't work for NASA and I'm not an astronaut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes Novakoff Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 "Hang on, let me run a speed test on the Internet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlextheBodacious Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 8 months for this? Turn on the engines we're going home now. I have some words for NASA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camacha Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 "Are we there yet?" *Steps onto Mars* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p1t1o Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 *YAWN* - "Ahhhh Friday! ....What do you mean "Thursday"? AUGH! Next you'll be telling me this isn't even Earth!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 "Alright, so we screwed up in the attempt to fake a Mars landing on Pluto and had to wipe everyone's memory, hopefully thing's will go better here on Venus, You guy's started recording yet? Oh... not again..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 Joke's on you, moon-landing believers, this is a soundstage ON MARS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 27, 2016 Share Posted February 27, 2016 I could really go for a real meal for a change. All of this bagged food... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted February 28, 2016 Share Posted February 28, 2016 Where are dem rovers? i want them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_pazter Posted April 16, 2016 Share Posted April 16, 2016 (edited) "Landing on the moon, pft, piece of cake" the_pazter, first man on mars, sometime in the future Edited April 16, 2016 by the_pazter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 So here we are in area fifty onIMEAN MARS here to plant this flag in honor of the illuminatEARTH to try and find aliens WHO WE TOTALLY DON'T ALREADY KNOW SUCH AS PRESIDENT LIZARD and- what? *exotic gurgles and screeches are heard behind the camera* What do you mean, it's not good enough! I'm sure the sheeple still have no idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 That's one small step fo-- HOLY **** IT'S GOT SOME KIND OF DRILL GET BACK TO THE...[unintelligible]...[signal lost] In reference to this xkcd: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galileo Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 "... Dang it. I forgot to take the lense cap off. Start over." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 I declare independence Then id go back to the space craft sign a constitution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 We're here! Get out the potatoes Mark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 (edited) *starring at the sky* ; hum ; seen from here that's full moon everyday on earth Edited April 23, 2016 by WinkAllKerb'' @theclaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Mark! Get the potatoes out! And make sure the MAV won't tip! And check for storms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 "Oh God! Feels sooo good to finally stretch my legs! That trip felt like it took months! Wheres the bathroom?" Or "It was the courage and committment of all human kind that brought this man to Mars. I take this step for all mankind and pray its a step toward unity and peace for our race. Thank you, citizens of my home, Planet Earth, for this amazing opportunity. We made it." Or "I have successfully contaminated Mars, Houston. Mission accomplished." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaarst Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 "Where is Sojourner, I've always wanted to hug it" (seriously though, this thing is so cute) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Your avatar is so cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 "Whoa, check it out! There's life on Mars!" *points to crewmates* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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