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The Everyday Kerbal's Rocketry Vending Machine


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15 minutes ago, TwoCalories said:

Orion Crunch!

Small, spherical, Nerds-alike candy, coated in fizzy sour powder.

They are dispensed out of a cute, environment-friendly, Orion Drive-themed container, which is often used to dispense the candy directly into your mouth.

"Now with 97% less nuclear materials!"

Gotta wonder why they didn't remove that last 3%... :D 

One of the craziest things about Project Orion is that they made it so far as a working model. (But with conventional explosives, of course, so it's fine.)

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Here's my entry:

Duna Balls:

A crunchy snack inspired by fried chickpea flour balls or the Indian traditional snack Boondhi!

"Ever wanted to taste the planets but could'nt due to fact that space is a vacuum? We can get you one step closer to that goal by introducting Duna Balls!*"

*this snack does not contain iron oxides from duna's surface.

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7 hours ago, Spikemaster said:

Here's my entry:

Duna Balls:

A crunchy snack inspired by fried chickpea flour balls or the Indian traditional snack Boondhi!

"Ever wanted to taste the planets but could'nt due to fact that space is a vacuum? We can get you one step closer to that goal by introducting Duna Balls!*"

*this snack does not contain iron oxides from duna's surface.

Now in the vending machine!

Spoiler

Note: I changed the name to "Duna Pebbles" to avoid uncomfortable topics.

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7 hours ago, Kimera Industries said:
Spoiler

Note: I changed the name to "Duna Pebbles" to avoid uncomfortable topics.

got it :)

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On 11/16/2023 at 9:11 AM, Kimera Industries said:

May contain oxides from Moho, however.

Did you do some research and find out that Boondhi is quite hot?(and moho is quite hot but not the hottest(like boondhi))

cuz that's quite on point!

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15 hours ago, Spikemaster said:

Did you do some research and find out that Boondhi is quite hot?(and moho is quite hot but not the hottest(like boondhi))

cuz that's quite on point!

Ha, that's fun! Pure coincidence. I tried to think of the planet closest to Duna's red and came up with Moho's brown. :D 

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I'll throw a hat in the ring:

L.A.Y.T.H.E Mineral Water

Like expensive water on earth but actually tasting better, like blueberries! Has a slight blue tinge.

Comes in a cool bottle designed like a seperatron with a high-res picture of Laythe, which is at minimum 8K resolution.

"Harvested from the shores of Laythe, we at L.A.Y.T.H.E aspire to bring kerbals the cleanest water possible. Straight from the tropics of this moon, to your stomach.*

*Only about 30% of water is from Laythe. The rest is from Vall because our lander had too little delta-v.

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I'm surprised no one did this:

Mintmus Ice Cream

Fresh Mint Ice Cream harvested directly from the surface of Minmus!

Tastes Minty Fresh and Out of this world!

The small print: May contain "traces" of silicon monoxide shards.

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On 7/8/2024 at 9:10 PM, tryharder said:

I'm surprised no one did this:

Mintmus Ice Cream

Fresh Mint Ice Cream harvested directly from the surface of Minmus!

Tastes Minty Fresh and Out of this world!

The small print: May contain "traces" of silicon monoxide shards.

Now that you point it out, it does seem quite obvious! Nice one.

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SiliRing Popping Candy

A type of popping candy that tastes like Silicon with a hint of cotton candy, being based off the presumed taste of the rings of Sarnus.

They come in ring-shaped containers and have different flavors for variations of the candy based on Urlum, Havous and Dres.

"Ever wanted to sneak a taste of your favorite planet's rings? Now that fantasy won't be a dream any longer, thanks to SiliRing Popping Candy. Now with less silicon."

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Rover Fresh Minmus Mints

Tin of mints (think Altoids)

Kerbals can keep these in their rovers on long excursions, like going to the store to buy more Rover Fresh Minmus Mints

Rover Fresh Minmus Mints: Your breath has to smell great, even when flipping through the air uncontrollably!

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20 hours ago, Kimera Industries said:

Update: This thread is open to any vending machines built in Kerbal Space Program, for fun! :D 

What does that mean? Here's an entry- 

EE Rocks (Eve Explodium Rocks)

(Pop Rocks)

They pop in your mouth! Maybe, a little too much. Harvested straight from Eve*! Buy now for the low, low price of 1,000 funds!

 

*and maybe some ejecta from Minmus. Also, no refunds, and you can't sue (or any family member) if you explode from EE Rocks.

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