Kimera Industries Posted December 22, 2023 Author Share Posted December 22, 2023 (edited) 15 minutes ago, TwoCalories said: Orion Crunch! Small, spherical, Nerds-alike candy, coated in fizzy sour powder. They are dispensed out of a cute, environment-friendly, Orion Drive-themed container, which is often used to dispense the candy directly into your mouth. "Now with 97% less nuclear materials!" Gotta wonder why they didn't remove that last 3%... One of the craziest things about Project Orion is that they made it so far as a working model. (But with conventional explosives, of course, so it's fine.) Edited December 22, 2023 by Kimera Industries My Orion Drive has propelled me to page 2... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watermel00n Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 Here's my entry: Cold Gas Thruster A highly pressurized can of cold nitrogen gas, with grape flavour! Spray directly into mouth or inhale it. Cold Gas Thruster: No ignitions Required! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikemaster Posted March 19 Share Posted March 19 (edited) Here's my entry: Duna Balls: A crunchy snack inspired by fried chickpea flour balls or the Indian traditional snack Boondhi! "Ever wanted to taste the planets but could'nt due to fact that space is a vacuum? We can get you one step closer to that goal by introducting Duna Balls!*" *this snack does not contain iron oxides from duna's surface. Edited March 19 by Spikemaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted March 19 Author Share Posted March 19 7 hours ago, Spikemaster said: Here's my entry: Duna Balls: A crunchy snack inspired by fried chickpea flour balls or the Indian traditional snack Boondhi! "Ever wanted to taste the planets but could'nt due to fact that space is a vacuum? We can get you one step closer to that goal by introducting Duna Balls!*" *this snack does not contain iron oxides from duna's surface. Now in the vending machine! Spoiler Note: I changed the name to "Duna Pebbles" to avoid uncomfortable topics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikemaster Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 (edited) 7 hours ago, Kimera Industries said: Spoiler Note: I changed the name to "Duna Pebbles" to avoid uncomfortable topics. got it -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On 11/16/2023 at 9:11 AM, Kimera Industries said: May contain oxides from Moho, however. Did you do some research and find out that Boondhi is quite hot?(and moho is quite hot but not the hottest(like boondhi)) cuz that's quite on point! Edited March 20 by Spikemaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted March 20 Author Share Posted March 20 (edited) 15 hours ago, Spikemaster said: Did you do some research and find out that Boondhi is quite hot?(and moho is quite hot but not the hottest(like boondhi)) cuz that's quite on point! Ha, that's fun! Pure coincidence. I tried to think of the planet closest to Duna's red and came up with Moho's brown. Edited March 20 by Kimera Industries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Liao Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 I'll throw a hat in the ring: L.A.Y.T.H.E Mineral Water Like expensive water on earth but actually tasting better, like blueberries! Has a slight blue tinge. Comes in a cool bottle designed like a seperatron with a high-res picture of Laythe, which is at minimum 8K resolution. "Harvested from the shores of Laythe, we at L.A.Y.T.H.E aspire to bring kerbals the cleanest water possible. Straight from the tropics of this moon, to your stomach.* *Only about 30% of water is from Laythe. The rest is from Vall because our lander had too little delta-v. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryharder Posted July 9 Share Posted July 9 I'm surprised no one did this: Mintmus Ice Cream Fresh Mint Ice Cream harvested directly from the surface of Minmus! Tastes Minty Fresh and Out of this world! The small print: May contain "traces" of silicon monoxide shards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted July 14 Author Share Posted July 14 On 7/8/2024 at 9:10 PM, tryharder said: I'm surprised no one did this: Mintmus Ice Cream Fresh Mint Ice Cream harvested directly from the surface of Minmus! Tastes Minty Fresh and Out of this world! The small print: May contain "traces" of silicon monoxide shards. Now that you point it out, it does seem quite obvious! Nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 SiliRing Popping Candy A type of popping candy that tastes like Silicon with a hint of cotton candy, being based off the presumed taste of the rings of Sarnus. They come in ring-shaped containers and have different flavors for variations of the candy based on Urlum, Havous and Dres. "Ever wanted to sneak a taste of your favorite planet's rings? Now that fantasy won't be a dream any longer, thanks to SiliRing Popping Candy. Now with less silicon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Señor Kerbal Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 Rover Fresh Minmus Mints Tin of mints (think Altoids) Kerbals can keep these in their rovers on long excursions, like going to the store to buy more Rover Fresh Minmus Mints Rover Fresh Minmus Mints: Your breath has to smell great, even when flipping through the air uncontrollably! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted August 11 Author Share Posted August 11 9 hours ago, Señor Kerbal said: Rover Fresh Minmus Mints: Your breath has to smell great, even when flipping through the air uncontrollably! This is exactly my experience with my Minmus circumnavigation so far... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted August 12 Author Share Posted August 12 Update: This thread is open to any vending machines built in Kerbal Space Program, for fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Kerbin Posted August 12 Share Posted August 12 20 hours ago, Kimera Industries said: Update: This thread is open to any vending machines built in Kerbal Space Program, for fun! What does that mean? Here's an entry- EE Rocks (Eve Explodium Rocks) (Pop Rocks) They pop in your mouth! Maybe, a little too much. Harvested straight from Eve*! Buy now for the low, low price of 1,000 funds! *and maybe some ejecta from Minmus. Also, no refunds, and you can't sue (or any family member) if you explode from EE Rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted August 13 Author Share Posted August 13 3 hours ago, Mr. Kerbin said: What does that mean? Whatever you think it does. I was picturing a large box with fuel tanks inside that look like soda cans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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