The user below me...

[Xeldrak]

True.

The user below me speak at least two languages.

[Noname117]

Not at all. Tried to learn French, and it utterly failed

TUBM is a shameless proton who will help me with the number war.

[TrainEngie]

True.

Whoever is below me has a tail.

[Xeldrak]

Well, yes - a pony tail.

The user below me does not have a taill.

[cziken20]

I have a tail, pls. Its a fox tail though (no im not furry!)

TUBM has a fox tail too.

[ComradeWolfe]

Nope.

TUBM knows a good tall tale.

[Overfloater]

False :-S

The user below me is having a ball.

[Kinglet]

Yes.

The user below me is proud of his username.

[Hobbes Novakoff]

Kind of. The user below me has BDarmory.

[Rocketfeline]

Yes, And some additons to it too.

The use below me uses google chrome

[Overfloater]

True.

The user below me looks like this:

[MacGamer04]

Nope. I look like a normal human being

TUBM owns a Macbook computer

[Xannari Ferrows]

No, actually. My computer is my own [hardware only. I do have to use Vista as an operating system. Say what you will, it's good!]

You want to vomit after hearing that.

[Sampa]

I never used vista, so i have no frame of reference.

The,user,below,me likes to play as,a,cat person.

[cziken20]

Where, what? Nah.

TUBM is not a cat.

[Sharkman Briton]

Yes, TUBM likes cookies

[Xeldrak]

Well, who doesn't like cookies???

The user below me likes cheesecake.

[FireFaced]

Yuck.

TUBM does not exist.

[MacGamer04]

True. I am Siri

TUBM has visited every single planet and moon in KSP legit (and before you ask, yes, I have)

[Red Iron Crown]

Yup.

The user below me thinks interplanetary is hard in KSP.

[MacGamer04]

Depends on where you are going (like Dres and Eeloo are extremely difficult, especially Eeloo)

TUBM listens to rap music

[GDJ]

In the '80's and 90's, but now I find it far too simplistic, and the lyrics are insulting to one's intelligence (eventho' they weren't ever Shakespeare, they were a little better in the past).

TUBM has been to a Marilyn Manson concert (yeah, I have. Great fun!).

[Dark Junior]

No.

TUBM likes chicken liver.

And sid meier.

[mythbusters844]

No.

The user below me is ready for Wii U(point oh)

[Xannari Ferrows]

I owned one shortly, but it broke itself during a storm. It was weird how it happened as well.

I wager you prefer the old school 8/16-bit tanks from back then, eh?