101+ Impossible/stupid requests

[Flixxbeatz]

458. Rockets must go to orbit by itself because that's how it works in real life.

We need magic, dragons, unicorns, etc.

459. Rocket engines powered by MAGIC.

[Laughing Man]

460. Populate Kerbin with Kerbals...

461. ...so you can deorbit the Mun and watch them perish

EDIT: Numbers

[Mediosthenes]

462. An accurate recount of current suggestion numbers, removing all discrepancy caused by repeat suggestions.

463. The ability to determine the atmospheric qualities of exoplanets by observing them transit distant stars. Your skybox is unrealistic and hinders gameplay.

464. A bug-free version.

465. Planets have magnetic fields, and metal is conductive. Model this perfectly for all parts by next update.

466. Make a single download file, that has full support for every existing OS, as well as DOS, Unix, and that fancy one that is coming out in 23 years.

467. x100 Physical acceleration.

468. Fix floating point precision, and have planet orbits defined with non-rational numbers.

469. Implement time travel in a way that has no downsides whatsoever, then alter reality to match.

470. Rework game engine so that it defines positions of objects relative to all other objects in the universe, rather than with Cartesian coordinates, whilst improving frame-rates and memory usage. Steal Julian Barbour's Nobel.

[Guest]

471) Enable full-scale weather events, including tornadoes capable of transporting your spacecraft to Oz. And your little rover, too.

[nettcod]

472.) KEvery Kword Kin Kthe Kgame Kshould Kstart Kwith Kthe Kletter 'Kk'.

[gmpd2000]

472.) KEvery Kword Kin Kthe Kgame Kshould Kstart Kwith Kthe Kletter 'Kk'.

No thanks

473. I want that KSP become something like CoD or BF!

(Im joking of course, never do that devs!)

[Rage097]

474:

Kerbals should have social networking sites that they could check in-flight

[LeonG17]

475. Have Jeb to be able to leave the game

476. To have the Kerbals on the social networking site arguing on the cost of the explosions

477. 100m SRB

[Richy teh space man]

478 Let us be able to shine lights onto the solar panels and generate infinite electricity

[Mediosthenes]

479. Insted fo wasing space telling me about perpiwhats, y not just say how high I gonna go?

480. There's this annoying bug where stations go invisible at about 2.5 km. Please fix this.

[CUBE]

481: Kerbals break the 5th wall.

[Poison Penguin]

482: Have the sky box be completely black unless the planet/moon nearest you is between you and the sun so it's more realistic.

[iRaven]

483. Why do my solar panels break off when I am adjusting the orbit of my space station?

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

484: Y wont u ad gunz to teh game? it would make it moe wealistics

[nettcod]

485.) The game is too hard. There should be a Magic Button That Does Everything For Youâ„¢ button.

Edited June 2, 2013 by nettcod

[Richy teh space man]

486 I'd like a giant sea serpent swimming around on Laythe, that attacks your ships if you stay around too long in the dark.

[Guest]

481. Kerbals finally break light speed, but immediately cover it up so they won't have to pay for damages.

[WizardlyMouse]

482. Put in an editor for every single part in the game. I simply cannot function with the fuel tank/engine/wing size I have now. I need to be able to customize every single thing about every part, eliminating a puzzle aspect of the game.

[DrDima]

487. Where are the Gundams?

[Richy teh space man]

490 Turn the KSC upside down and turn Kerbal space program into Kerbal mining program, and dig down and fight the mole people in the multi player war campaign

[Akalaël]

485.) The game is too hard. There should be a magic button that does everything for me.

It's called MechJeb...

[Kerbal01]

It's called MechJeb...

No, Hyperedit

[Kerbface]

491: We should be able to do what the Russians did and send animals like monkeys and dogs and elephants and unicorns into space by tying them to the top of the rocket with elastic straps.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

492: Why Cant I Mine Stuff Like Minecraft I Want A First Person Pickaxe And No Space Suit Its Not Realistic

[Jaedinator]

491: We should be able to do what the Russians did and send animals like monkeys and dogs and elephants and unicorns into space by tying them to the top of the rocket with elastic straps.

*.* Imagine Unicorns jumping around on the magnificient surface of Minmus