101+ reasons why we are not NASA

[SuperWeegee4000]

359: Our suits are somehow built so Kerbonauts can adjust their helmets more than a degree to the left or right without killing themselves.

[Spartwo]

340:When NASA crash into the moon they don`t decide to go to mars.

Edited July 19, 2013 by Spartwo

[Trekkette]

341

Nasa is allowed to use autopilot without other space agencies mocking it.

[Kerbal01]

^^^

this

342. We don't have to man rate our rockets, we send people up in them on their first launch.

[billybobsatan]

343: We only have about 47 astronauts, we just keep bringing them back to life.

[LeonG17]

344: The entire species has created nothing but the KSC and rocket parts.

[MGUARN]

345 because we don't cancel a mission due to not normal vibrations on the spacecraft.

[FallingIntoBlack]

346. We easily defy ALL Laws of Physics.

[Kerbal01]

346. We create parts that can magically generate their own fuel, for the heck of it.

[Rod4Rodger]

347. We download our Kerbals into new bodies whenever they die like Cylons.

348. Kerbals can photosynthesize so they make their own oxygen, clean up their own carbon dioxide, and they do not have to eat.

349. Kerbals have infinite patients so if they have to wait years for rescue from a failed mission, no problem.

350. My wife thinks Kerbals are cute little green gerbils.

251. Things blow up and it is like when the Martins in Mars Attacks blow things up, they all just laugh hysterically only their heads do not blow up at the sound of Slim Whitman, they just howl at the Mun.

[Rod4Rodger]

352. NASA has yet to develop a functional Stargate, but we can download Hyperedit.

[MGUARN]

353.We have the ability to make abstract rockets fly.

[GamerswithCookies]

19: We consider it a "success" coming into contact with our target- even explosively.

20: Our astronauts regen

21: Our rockets explode a lot more often

22: We make flying a rocket simple

[Designer225]

354: We are able to make designs work and don't have to worry about the lost Kerbals...

[AustralianFries]

19: We consider it a "success" coming into contact with our target- even explosively.

20: Our astronauts regen

21: Our rockets explode a lot more often

22: We make flying a rocket simple

Are you a time traveler?

355: We don't test our vessels, and can still get them to perform perfectly.

[Sesni]

356 : We go send our astronauts to interstellar space for no reason

[Bioman222]

357: We get to #357 in a list of ways we aren't NASA

[tipsyMJT]

358.) We don't look at a catastrophic failure that killed three in a test launch as a tragedy. We treat it as a learning experience and show it to our children so that they can "oooh" and "ahhh" at the pretty flames.

[Rockcoole]

359: We are the only space program run by kids as young as two, too guys in there seventies.(upper and lower limit up to change)

[Flixxbeatz]

360. We don't need a diploma to design rockets.

[Jones-250]

361. [Thread=39569]We build crossbows instead of rockets[/thread]

362. (Hajoo!) We consider a rocket that flings like a spring -but which makes it to orbit- successful.

Edited July 12, 2013 by Jones-250

[Sesni]

363 : We, at the last second before crashing, we change the ship's objective to being a fireworks show, so all of our missions are successes.

[midgester222]

we can magically make ships disappear

[Superfluous J]

365) We launch the next mission while the debris (usually including the command module) from the previous mission is still raining down on the launch pad.

[Kerbink]

366. NASA dose'nt believe in time acceleration