Funniest loading screen slpash sentences

[Errol]

I just saw:

"Thanking Errol"

I'm going to go ahead and assume they aren't talking about Flynn....

How did we all get in there?

Edited June 5, 2017 by Errol

[TeslaPenguin1]

Sending Val to Vall

Combobulating Discombobulator

Cleaning Launch WIndow

[Delay]

Treating Astronaut Complex

[Hans Dorn]

On 15.12.2016 at 7:43 PM, something said:

Just saw "Reinventing Wheel". Took a few seconds but once I got it I had to laugh. 

I like that one because of all the wheel troubles.

[PyramidPug]

i saw: "coupling decouplers"

[Not Sure]

“Cleaning transfer windows” is always my favorite 

[Tyko]

"Counting Geigers" is one of my favs

[MangoRises]

On 11/23/2016 at 9:16 PM, Aragosnat said:

Never Visiting Dres

I just realize this sentence was based on historical idea... People actually thought the outer planets would never be visited...

Via NASA historian David S. F. Portree, https://www.wired.com/2015/01/challenge-planets-part-one/ 

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Patrick Moore, for example, wrote in 1955 [......] that no spacecraft would reach Jupiter or Saturn for generations.

[......]

Moore declared that spacecraft might never reach Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto: he wrote, for example, that "we need not waste time working out the possibility of a journey to Uranus," adding that the tilted world would be "left to roll along in its icy solitude, remote, unwelcoming, and lonely beyond our understanding.""

Also from the article:

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Why did 1950s planners feel obligated to include crews on board their interplanetary spacecraft? In those days, it was widely assumed that spacecraft would need continuous repair to remain functional for long enough to reach another planet.

Therefore "crew before probe" was also historically accurate...

[The Dressian Exploder]

A while back  I used to play with GPP, and that has custom loading screen texts, and one of my favourites from that was 'rolling the roll program harder' because I relate to that a LOT.

[Superfluous J]

I had a contract pack that never worked called "Parts Unlimited." and one of the loading screen texts (that I literally never saw grr) was "Parting parts parts apart from other parts' parts."

[Space Nerd]

Proving Murphy's law.

[J. Kerman]

Mine is "Coupling Decoupler"

[Kernel Kraken]

Holy necropost, Batman! 

 

Mine's "Treating Kessler Syndrome".