Choose your super power, then have it trivialized

[ZedNova]

You found it, by eating kittens you can avoid artist's block.

I have the ability to swallow the ocean.

[Helix935]

your blood dilutes and kills you

the ability to control electricity

[dudester28]

You are nothing more than an electrician.

I can read peoples' minds

[Seret]

But only when they're telling you what they are thinking.

Huge metal hands.

[BFGfreak]

Requires daily maintenance or else your hands seize up.

Fast-Flying fairy

[ZedNova]

You fly uncontrollable at the speed of light.

When i hold my breath i turn invisible.

[sjwt]

So does everyone else!

I chose real life Pokemons!

[vexx32]

The Pokemons protest, and as a result PETA and the RSPCA hire assassins to kill anyone who uses them for combat or training.

I want the ability to disappear when in the shadows.

[Seret]

Yep, that's pretty much how shadows work.

The ability to transform into a monster truck.

[plainawesome]

You get in a head-on collision with another, even bigger monster truck.

The ability to kill anyone that I want dead, whenever I want, wherever I am or where the guy is.

[Guest]

Granted, you also get to see the faces of that person's family (they find out instantly) every time you do.

The ability to summon money from my hands on demand, and to stop summoning.

[Starwhip]

Granted. But it's money from another planet, and has no value whatsoever, because they use sponges as currency.

The ability to fly.

[Seret]

You can fly, up to an altitude of 1mm, and at walking speed.

The power to control trees, and get them to do my bidding.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. But you can control trees to move in the wind, and they bid on your work ethics

The power to kill

[ZedNova]

You have it, but it only works on aliens and dinosaurs.

I have the power to see through cloth.

[Galacticruler]

you can only see through 0.00000001nm of cloth.

The ability to make anyone believe me.

[Helix935]

they believe you are a lier and Hitler and set you on fire

the ability to survive for a month without food or water and have limitless money for that time

[goldenpeach]

You turn into a kerbal and die because the rocket experienced some structural failure.

PS: Because you used f5/f9 you can't revert the flight(yeah, I'm mean).

The ability to stop playing KSP without been tempted by doing some small modification to my rocket and testing it.

[Flymetothemun]

When you quit KSP, your computer overheats and melts into a puddle of white-hot liquid.

The ability to make anybody anywhere feel loved and cared about.

Edited December 4, 2013 by Flymetothemun

[Goodle...]

you turn the power to yourself and you turned crazy.

The power to not have my power trivialized

[Seret]

Granted, but since it gives you no special abilities it was already trivial.

An incredibly long prehensile tongue.

[Tidus Klein]

Granted: but then gene Simons sues you and you loss everything you ever owned.

The ability to turn in to what ever I want and still be living.

[Sharpened Alliance]

You turn into a brick and get stuck in a wall, now your trapped.

The ability to create matter in any shape or form.

[HafCoJoe]

You succeed in creating singularity and suck up yourself and the whole earth into it.

I'd be intangible to whatever I want. Whenever.

Edited December 6, 2013 by Avera9eJoe

[Spearka]

you fall through the earth, living the rest of your sorry life blinded by the cores light and the fact that light goes through you

the power to turn thoughts to reality