100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[Floki]

387: Play baseball or golf with light bulbs.

[Palladium Corp]

388: Go jousting with a trolley and a baguette.

[Captain Sierra]

386: Get 50 people, and using in-stock Nerf guns have a full blown Nerf CTF match, and when the manager tries to kick you out, empty a magazine of darts onto him.

EDIT:

Also use the shopping carts as attack jeeps to attack the other team or as resupply trucks.

Shame you cannot rep in the off topic subforums. This is awesome and I'd totally do it.

[acrain116]

389: Ask an employee to help you sneakily steal some products

[Palladium Corp]

390: Coat the entire floor with polytetraflouroethylene (Teflon), then watch as every one slips and slides all over the place.

[technicalfool]

391:

Firstly, write a small bit of Javascript and upload it somewhere. This Javascript will present a page that looks like Google (or the shop screensaver) until a particular, server-controlled time that uses an offset from the client clock to synchronize itself. At the decided time, the javascript loads up Lemonparty or the shock site of your choice.

Load the URL on every single computer in the shop.

Walk into the middle of the electronic section. Count the time down on your wristwatch.

Calmly put on a pair of dark sunglasses. Raise your hand in the air. At the correct moment, making sure the staff can see you, click your fingers.

[Palladium Corp]

392: Taking my brother with me. (You don't want to know. Seriously.)

[FlamingPotatoes]

393: Scream that the messiah is coming in a Jesus costume and throw breadcrumbs and wine everywhere before 'christening' the staff with nutella, honey and feathers.

[TechnicalK3rbal]

394: Tell one of the employees to kick you out.

Edited January 23, 2014 by TechnicalK3rbal

[BFGfreak]

Drop a quart of paint near the front end registers. By the time the paint technician gets there to tell them how to clean it up the front end managers will already be cleaning it up in accordance to the wet spill guidelines by spreading kitty litter liquid absorbent all over latex paint. Then they'll just leave the paint technician to clean up the kitty litter infused paint. By himself. After he was scheduled to clock out. Late at night. When he doesn't want to stay any longer.

I think you can see who I was in this story.

[Lundmunchkins]

396: Park a TARDIS on top of a customer

[Palladium Corp]

397: Weld each trolley parked outside together, then attempt to navigate through the aisles with them.

[AletzN1]

398: kick yourself out.

[Deadpangod3]

399. Fill a plastic rocket (or one from the ksp store) with actual liquid fuel and oxidizer, and kamikazi the produce section.

400. Do all the previous all at once... Poor Walmart.

401. THE POWER OF MANY COMPELLS YOU!!! *kaboom*

[ThatNoob]

402. Play Serbia Strong all out of the sudden and start singing along.

[syfyguy64]

403: Sue them for not paying workers enough.

[madspy]

404: Ask where the quality service is.

Get it? 404? NOT FOUND? hahahahah

[Palladium Corp]

405: Doing silly walks down the aisles.

[Pockrtplanesairways]

406: Swear like there is no tomorrow, or do this:http://youtu.be/xKFuM40gRa8

P.S.:Wait for the "Guaranteed Low Price".

[Palladium Corp]

407: Plant a loudspeaker in the frozen meat section, and play animal noises when customers walk past.

[Shna_na]

408: Replace a block of cheese with a block of candle wax.

[plainawesome]

409: Run in the store wearing a ski mask and holding a loaded Nerf gun up high screaming "THIS IS A ROBBERY! GET ON THE GROUND!" (extra points if you get some friends to come along with you!)

410: Play a game of baseball with a friend, in the store, with just the batting part of it. (extra points if you knock out one of the lights and/or smash one of the TV's that are on display!)

[Tex]

411: Dive into one of those bouncy ball storage cages.

[Mach_XXII]

412: stab the cashier

[Blaze 9X]

413: hit random people with the electric fly swatter.