100 ways to get kicked out of wallmart

[Captain Sierra]

334: Rent a Cessna. Fly to the nearest Walmart Supercenter with a fairly empty parking lot. Land. Taxi to the door, get out, and ask the owner where you may park your plane.

335: Land said Cessna on the roof, break a skylight, and repel in like a Navy SEAL. Bonus points if you do it in combat gear and use a matte gray helicopter.

[Deadpangod3]

336: repeat above, but with a blimp,

337: see above, but parachute land right in front of the door in an Apollo capsule asking where the convoy to pick you up is, when someone asks you why and how your recreating apollo ask "recreating? This is Apollo 18! And how did you get all this strange stuff? Are you from the future or something? What are those things on four wheels people are pushing?" when they tell you their not from the future ask what year it is, when they tell you it's 2013 yell "HOLLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!" and ask for someone to tell you how you time traveled, and if we have UFOs yet.

Bonus points if people believe you.

[Captain Sierra]

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damn double post.

Edited September 27, 2013 by Captain Sierra

[Captain Sierra]

I can't top that. That is too good.

Oh wait!

more bonus points if you actually come in from a sub-orbital trajectory.

[BurntPhoenix]

Come in with a group of chinese child laborers and let them steal everything and party

[Firenexus13]

Shout stuff like: Get on the ground! and Gimme all the money! bonus points for doing it cross-eyed with no eye contact!

[briansun1]

Run around screaming Bronies because why not

[goldenpeach]

10: Trick a cashier that someone wants them for something and use the loudspeaker when they run off.

Why does you want them to go away?

343: Go in the gun section.

Ask someone to "try" a gun(without firing,just to see if it's comfortable),preferably hand-gun.

while you are trying a gun,suddenly ask the clerk if he know where is the nearest pharmacy because you have to buy antidepressant.

344:When there is an announced trough the speakers,clap your hands on you ears and shout:<<NO! IT'S THE VOICES AGAIN!!>>

Edited October 1, 2013 by goldenpeach

[CvVtjRtb]

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Edited August 2, 2019 by CvVtjRtb

[an insignificant kerbal]

349: cover your shirt in super glue and hug an employee. bonus points if you hug the manager!

[Captain Sierra]

350: cling wrap the doors to the store (or restrooms). Bonus points if the manager walks into it.

[goldenpeach]

351:

Stare at the water bottle for hours.

Act as if you were comparing the bottle,require a lot of patience but the result can be awesome!

[B11267]

352. Bring Jeb

[goldenpeach]

353:

Challenge jeb to go in space using ONLY the objects he can find in the store.

[aceassasin]

354: go get a gun from the display cases, dress up with the camo they have and act like your tracking people through the store

[goldenpeach]

355:

1)Take a red colorant,pour it on your chest and on the floor.

2)scream,people have to think you're terrified by something.

3)lie down and lit a firecracker

4)wait for everyone to come around and think you were murdered.

5)scream,then say:

<<HAHA! fooled you!>>

[hawkinator]

356:

Step 1: Go to the woods and shoot a deer. (preferably during hunting season)

Step 2: Drag it into the food section and try to get the meat department (which doesn't really exist anymore) to butcher it for you.

[zekes]

357: run around with chainsaws and knock down as many things as you can...

[War Eagle 1]

358:

Get at least ten friends

every person buy airsoft bbs or paintballs

run around the store in teams of 5 or free for all having a airsoft/paintball war (your arm is your gun, to bad you can bring your own guns)

[BurntPhoenix]

359: Come dressed as a Walmart employee and get people to ask you where to find things.

no matter what they ask for, walk them to the toiletries aisle and throw axe deodorant at them

[squirtgun1234]

360

Grab a BB Gun, climb into the air ducts, and ignite the propane tanks.

[MGUARN]

361

Shake all the sodas ,and open them on there sides ,and have them hurl into people.

[squirtgun1234]

362

Build a Saturn V and launch it off the building

[nine_iron]

Going in there and calling it "American Asda"

[TheHockeyPlayer]

364

Clog all toilets in the restrooms and flush repeatedly, causing a restroom flood.