Your First Words On... Venus!

[Delfinus]

We com..... OH FUDGE EVERYTHING IS MELTING IT BURNS IT BURNS AAAAAAAA.... *Static*

[Matuchkin]

"W-"

*airlock opens, and everyone dies*

[StrandedonEarth]

Deep-sea heat vent worms: "Hmmm, a little warmer than home..."

[wissx]

YOUR MY LADY! No seriously will you marry my death certificate? I love you. You may see my death live witch any second it should happen now.While I have a body, could you possibly Tell NASA to bet better space suits and just make the vehicle a bit bigger so we are not in a coffin when we land and when the door opens we just go out to die? Also you were adopted said your dad. I am sad to break the Cancer Test results but you have cancer. anything else? Okay no. Good Bye World Good Bye America. I wish you the best of luck Supreme Leader Donald Trump. I thank my ----

[Spaceception]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[RizzoTheRat]

"Nope, John Gray was lying."

[Xorth Tanovar]

Hey, look...a Horta!

[CAKE99]

"IT'S TOO HOT HERE! I WANT TO GO TO PLUTO!"

[max_creative]

Yay I'm on Venus! Now where's the VAB? Vehicle assembly building or Venus ascent bazooka (get shot of Venus )

[p1t1o]

"You know what they say, Men are from Mars, Men are on Venus!"

 

[Dang, would work better if I was a woman...]

[HoloYolo]

Damn it's hot. Really hot. Maybe even too hot. Houston, did you pack an AC?

No

Does this land- *lander melts

Welp thanks Obama.

[max_creative]

Well, at least we don't ever need to pay a heating bill here. Also, @HoloYolo, could you go ban Kerbal kerman on the ban the person above you thread? Pleeeeease???

[Tex_NL]

 

[Gauga159]

Why did i apply to this?

[Astrofox]

Well, how the heck do I get off this hellish planet?

[Panel]

You can almost here the screams of the damned from here.

[SSgt Baloo]

"Abbot and Costello lied to us!"*

* Further reading: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abbott_and_Costello_Go_to_Mars

 

[ZentroCatson]

"This is… one small step for a man, but one giant leap into hell!"

Really, Venus is hell. 

[Souper]

"Contact hot."

[p1t1o]

"WELCOME. TO. MAAAAAaaaaarrrsss....oh crap."

Edited May 16, 2016 by p1t1o

[Matuchkin]

*Airlock opens*

"One small step for ma-

"NO."

*Airlock slams*

*Ship blasts off*

[DMSP]

"Wow, I can smell the Sulfur, even inside my suit! Wait. I can smell Sulfur.

And I'm inside my suit?

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE" Runs back to the lander

"What are you doing?!"

"NOPE NOPE NOPE" Lander lifts off

[TheSealBrigade]

One small step for-jeez it's hot down here. Anyone have a fan, or a Popsicle?

[WinkAllKerb'']

i need an ice cream sun is too close call appolo back up quick quick ,) an throw me away from pluto

Edited May 17, 2016 by WinkAllKerb''

[KAL 9000]

"That's one sma- EHRMAHGERD IT BURNS IT BURNS!"

*Lander melts*

"Well, [CENSORED]."