panzerknoef Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 699: Gravity starts decreasing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 700: Gravity starts increasing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justidutch Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 701: How many floors must a man walk up to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Floor 702: A couch. You sit here for hours, resting your legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Floor 703: You discover a paradox: How is it that in 630 posts you are already on floor 703? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 (Bumpski!)Floor 704: You meet a corpulent Kerbal, you poke it's stomach to see if it jiggles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Floor 705: You take a peek out the window, vomit from the incredible height, and continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Floor 706: i wave at Gordon Freeman killing combine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Floor 707: Well, this is odd. The floor is gone, and you somehow make it up to Floor 708. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Floor 708: You realize you've made a huge mistake, by walking into where Jebediah keeps his SRBs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Floor 709: You see dead bodies, and decide not to investigate further. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Floor 710: You suddenly wonder why you didn't bother taking the elevator up the building. Upon looking down, your calves are on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Floor 711: Thankfully, you stumble through the door into this room, which happens to be a pool room, (yes on the 711th floor cause why not) which puts out your calves so you can continue on comfortably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Floor 712: You are forced to walk on hot charcoal. The effects of the pool are undone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilfr3d Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Floor 713: Apparently it rains in this room... you are cooled from all this rain and are able to continue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L3GO Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Floor 714: You find a room full of Xbox ones... You are distracted and play a few games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilfr3d Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Floor 715: You find a room full of windows XP's. You cringe at the age of the computers, and walk on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Floor 716: Santa Kerman ruptures through the wall with his rocket-powered sleigh, screaming. You barely make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Floor 717 : There is a black monolith standing in a bright, white room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Floor 718: Jack White is playing his song "I'm Shakin'" on a stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Floor 719: there is morgue that seems to be abandoned as the bodies in the cabinet appear to be turning to zombies although trapped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Floor 720: You discover a black hole is devouring the building, as you can see this is the last level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Floor 721: You realize that nothing seems to be able to take this building down.(Off topic: as per the rules, we can't have the "last floor," so we must continue upwards) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNSA Scientist Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Floor 722: There is a dead kerbal in the corner, you shiver and move along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legendary Emu Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Floor 723: A flock of inspectors are tied and gagged by the really tall tower mob because elevators are a legal requirement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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