roboslacker Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 2072: The speed limit on this floor is obscenely low. You now have a couple hundred dollars worth of speeding tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 2073 : A massive courtyard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 10, 2018 Share Posted March 10, 2018 You enjoy the sun, then go to the next floor. 2074: A small rocket. You ask your Jeb stuffy what he thinks about climbing in. He seems to reply, Do it, do it, do it! So you do it. You smash through the roof of this floor, onto the next. You are ejected onto floor 2075. Jeb seems to say, That was fun! Let's do it again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypercosmic Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 (edited) 2075. There's nothing but a new space backpack filled with a tank of air, a tank of water and a tank of liquid food in this room. You picked it up. The backpack seems to be functioning, so you decided to carry it. You quickly headed to the next floor. Edited March 11, 2018 by Hypercosmic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiriusRocketry Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 2076, Take-Two appears and the PR director spouts idiot nonsense before you break his neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 2077: Nuclear Warfare. You are forced to hide in an underground shelter for 20 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 (edited) 2078: After 20 years, you get out and realize you haven’t eaten anything but stale bread and space rations for .... 20 years. This disturbs you. You go to the next floor and find a happy surprise... Edited March 13, 2018 by HansonKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted March 11, 2018 Share Posted March 11, 2018 Floor 2079 : Manor farm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 2080: You like round numbers, and unusually coincidentally, this room is filled with.... round stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 2081: This floor is filled with psychedelic mushrooms. You trip your way on up to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 13, 2018 Share Posted March 13, 2018 2081: You trip on a banana and die. You are reborn at the same age, on the next floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 2082: Crawl to next floor due to being a toddler.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSEP Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 2083, Everybody in this room is 65 years older than in room 2018. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 2084: due to extreme aging of participants, age of all is reverted to 29y 364.5 days and today is now referred to as "Lastday"; Carousel begins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealKerbal3x Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 2085: KSP Forum moderator HQ. All of the moderators are sitting in front of gaming PCs. Vanamonde is eating a banana. There is a large safe door on the other side of the room labelled ‘Fault Vault’. Next to it is a large hammer labelled ‘Banhammer’ inside a glass case. You hurry to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 2086: As you step into the room, a large cage drops from the ceiling, trapping you. "So nice of you to join us," cackles your nemesis, Doctor Jerk. "As a matter of fact, you're just in time for the main event; your death!" As Doctor Jerk fiddles with his console, you try to escape the cage, but to no avail. Suddenly, the cage begins to rise, with you in it, taking you to the next floor. 2087: You arrive in a sealed room. As the cage opens up, a large screen, taking up an entire wall, flickers to life. "How, do you like your new accomidations?" laughs Doctor Jerk. "I hear the ventilation system is to die for!" All of a sudden, you realize; the room is filling up with toxic gas. You beat on the walls, but the gas is overpowering you. But then you remember; everyone is counting on you. And more importantly, you somehow had a miniaturized handheld laser cutter in your pocket the whole time. "Doctor Jerk, you miscalculated!" You triumphantly proclaim, "I have the power of friendship, but more importantly, a handheld laser cutter. Cutting a hole in the wall, you escape the death Doctor Jerk had intended for you, to floor 2088. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) 2088: You and the building are sucked into KSP, and Gene greets you. “This happens all the time. Just get to floor 3000, and press the Dematerialize button to get out. Enjoy your stay!” He then teleports away In a transporter on the next floor. You hope Doctor Jerk does not climb this set of stairs, but to your horror, he appears behind you! What happens next is up to you... Edited March 21, 2018 by HansonKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Floor 2089 : Water loo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 (edited) Floor 2090: Souper pops into existence out of NOWHERE after billions of years of being locked in the Negative Reality Zone. He appears catatonic. Edited March 24, 2018 by Souper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 2091: The building now reaches the moon. Good thing it isn't anywhere near it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted March 30, 2018 Share Posted March 30, 2018 2092: A room full of spectral slugs. you take a flying barrel to the next floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 On 3/25/2018 at 10:52 AM, Tux1 said: 2091: The building now reaches the moon. Good thing it isn't anywhere near it. You mean Mün, right? 2093: The barrel barrels into a magic portal and you barrel into the R.andD.D. The barrel smashes into... Wherner von Kerman! He beats you on the head with a large stick (scientific, huh?) and then directs you to the next floor. 2094: Nothing. Then, a pie gets flung at you by... Doctor Jerk! Dun Dun Dun,.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 2095: Due to the power of friendship, and Doctor Jerk's weak throwing arm, the pie is ineffective and you proceed upward. 2096: I hope you like worms. Saying anything else would be giving too much away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 31, 2018 Share Posted March 31, 2018 2097: Thanks to your transmogrifier device, you transmogrify into a bird and have a snack. Then, you throw a cardboard pie downstairs. You hear a loud "OW!". Satisfied, you fly up to floor 2098. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealKerbal3x Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 2098: There is a balcony made of glass. You look down at the previous 2097 floors. The Moon narrowly misses floor 2091. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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