munlander1 Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 Points to sun* we decided to land right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 "Hey! Look! This button enables engine!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 (edited) "COMMUNITYJOIN THE GREATEST SET OF GAMERS, BUILDERS, SPACE ENTHUSIASTS AND ROCKET AFICIONADOS YOU WILL EVER MEET! Kerbal Space Program really only got to exist because of fans like you. And of course, fans that build a game can really only go and build other stuff around said game. Here you’ll find easy access to the most fruitful parts of the KSP community as well as special showcases of all the cool stuff they can’t seem to stop making. Spoiler COMMUNITY JOIN THE GREATEST SET OF GAMERS, BUILDERS, SPACE ENTHUSIASTS AND ROCKET AFICIONADOS YOU WILL EVER MEET! Kerbal Space Program really only got to exist because of fans like you. And of course, fans that build a game can really only go and build other stuff around said game. Here you’ll find easy access to the most fruitful parts of the KSP community as well as special showcases of all the cool stuff they can’t seem to stop making. Edited April 21, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 We are proud to announce next years budget has been approved, and all snack machines through out the facility will be upgraded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 "Intercede for me, mortals!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 "Hey, somebody got a match to light the fuse?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb federation Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 (edited) "We can say with out a doubt that Henuel Kerman was not killed in by the missile strike on bunker. He was killed by spaghettification a result of being clipped through two steel plates. We can neither confirm nor deny if the Kraken was involved." "We do not consider building weapons and tanks from rocket parts a waist of time, resource, or tax payer dollars." Edited April 22, 2017 by Jeb federation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiffedStarfish Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 (edited) "Unfortunately, we lost contact with the Curiosity rover a few hours ago. We don't currently know exactly what caused it's destruction, but judging from its last photo broadcast, we suspect it hit a misaligned terrain seam going too fast." Edited April 23, 2017 by MiffedStarfish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 "we like pie, so we are spending the entire yearly budget on pies for our employees, they will be paid in pie, we hope to increase the pie economy in Florida" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferdoni Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 "this revolutionary rocket type will actually go downwards" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 (edited) "Curiosity killed the cat. Now we are preparing to launch Satisfaction to bring it back." Edited April 24, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Kerman Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 "We crashed a Space Shuttle full of people into Mount Rushmore" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 "peggy ... never heard .... ,'')" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Kerman Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 "We forgot the struts... Things got like wet spaghetti and eventually the engine hit the capsule..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 "oh well ... don't be so ... egg whµmoan" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1101 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 (edited) "Is it start mass over final mass, or the other way around?" "Orion is suffering all these delays, because it really IS the 1960's version..... We just needed a cover story" Edited April 24, 2017 by 1101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 (edited) "We've just been approved for a mission where we will get a probe into Europa's ocean using fracking..." Edited April 24, 2017 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raging Sandwich Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 What do you mean putting a communications satellite around Jupiter isn't a good idea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 I told you before... we cannot confirm or deny anything about a green monolith suddenly appearing out of nowhere on the Moon!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 25, 2017 Share Posted April 25, 2017 It's flying. But why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb federation Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 (edited) "The re-entery was a catastrophic failure do to the lack of heat shields. If Valentina hadn't jumped from the ship, she would have burned up instead of being splattered by the tail segment. She will always be in our hearts and our minds...and backyards." Edited April 26, 2017 by Jeb federation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted April 26, 2017 Share Posted April 26, 2017 (edited) <START PRESS CONFERANCE> "hi!" <END PRESS CONFERANCE> Edited April 26, 2017 by StupidAndy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Avada Ked...!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 (edited) "The prototype Orion drive will be hoisted to operating altitude by a team of highly trained Dragonborn shouting 'fus ro dah' at the pusher plate. Studies are being conducted regarding the possible benefits this and other arcane arts may yield to other areas of spaceflight, including engine reignition, thermal control, and attitude adjustment." Edited April 27, 2017 by 0111narwhalz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adstri Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 9 hours ago, 0111narwhalz said: "The prototype Orion drive will be hoisted to operating altitude by a team of highly trained Dragonborn shouting 'fus ro da' at the pusher plate. Studies are being conducted regarding the possible benefits this and other arcane arts may yield to other areas of spaceflight, including engine reignition, thermal control, and attitude adjustment." Damnit, I was also going to say something on the Orion prototype. Oh well. "We have liftoff on Orion, look at it go! Wait... why is it getting bigger?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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