prgmTrouble Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 "We've been informed that you have to 'reach for the stars,' Jeb" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaDizzy Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 "and besides - it works in kerbal space program" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cratercracker Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 DeltaDizzy faked up moon landings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaDizzy Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 you faked up saying rhea isn't finished Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cratercracker Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 "We added team foil hats for our spacesuits!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaDizzy Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 we put the fare's next to the fuel tanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cratercracker Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 "Uh! Oh we forgot oxygen tanks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeltaDizzy Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 we forgot the mission patch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cratercracker Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 "GG LOL OMG DUDES" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 (edited) (Ignition code sequence accepted. Please, fasten seat belts... Or don't, anyway your ticket is already paid.) Edited July 20, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Hello, it is time to announce the newest trend, surfin' down from space! Elon Musk has agreed to surf from space in the newest upright MOOSE unit. Oh, don't worry, we skimped on heat shielding.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 NASA: We are about to launch the latest Nuclear IPBM at Mars, violating several treaties. The launch wi- [Mob charges and kills director of NASA] Mob: U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. .U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. U. S. S. R. Reporters: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prgmTrouble Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 UNPRECEDENTED NEWS: Neil Armstrong agreed to stop reckless flying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Jebediah Kerman's spacekar ran out o' fuel and so he, using the infinite Eva pack resupplying glitch pushed it from Eeloo to Kerbin and then reentered the atmosphere without a heat shield. He promptly used the Vangaurd technologies EVA Parachutes. We're not sure how but it could constitute of a major advancement/regression in technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) After an exhausting investigation, we have determined that yesterday's catastrophic failure was caused by one of the technicians accidentally hitting his space-bar too early... Edited July 22, 2017 by Just Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NISSKEPCSIM Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) "We are sad to announce the death of the five astronauts aboard Kerpollo 1. Their Splat!ern V rocket exploded in midair when, erm, the parachutes deployed at the same momment as the decouplers..." Edited July 22, 2017 by NISSKEPCSIM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerrCrazi Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) "We might consider stopping the Moon Program, Neil just broke our greenscreen" "Due to lag the Orion vessel clipped into ISS, resulting in a great firework." "Columbia Shuttle exploded due to an accidental failure of TCA during the early state of flight" "Oh, it seems there wasn't enough duct tape" Edited July 22, 2017 by HerrCrazi Cleaned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 8 hours ago, Just Jim said: After an exhausting investigation, we have determined that yesterday's catastrophic failure was caused by one of the technicians accidentally hitting his space-bar too early... And also hitting the "T" button. We have now determined that keyboards are not safe for mission control consoles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 "We discovered a new exoplanet. It's smaller than Pluto and we're calling it a planet. Feel free to go ballistic." Spoiler "Oh and also we found a Hyper-Earth orbiting every 4 hours and has a temperature of 8,800*F." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 "We've discovered new evidence suggesting Earth is not flat, but actually rather bumpy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 minute ago, cubinator said: ....but actually rather bumpy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prgmTrouble Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 "We figured out that there's a glitch in the matrix, and the world is a lie" BREAKING NEWS: (...If you have not seen this already...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) "The rocket failed due to a reentry accident." "But didn't Scott Manley build and fly that rocket?" "Exactly." "The rocket completed its twelve-hour suicide five meters above the Moon." "But didn't Scott Manley build and fly that rocket?" "Exactly." "Fortunately, the crew was able to repair the wheels with the infinite amount of spares they had in their back pocket." "You have to admit destroying an entire planet takes a lot of technology." "The spacecraft broke up at an altitude of five kilometers while traveling at Mach 9200. This was due to the fact the spacecraft had no actual mass." "The astronaut set foot on the Moon after jumping off the top of the hundred-meter tall rocket." "The mission aborted and returned to Earth after one of the astronauts went EVA and flew into a solar panel." "But we will... uh... launch our window... and pioneer... uh... line." "The explosion will be plenty big to get us into space." "And besides- it works in Kerbal Space Program." "Ahem. We are STRICTLY an Orbiter shop." -xkcd Edited July 23, 2017 by Confused Scientist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 (edited) We have washed our telescope mirrors, removing moths and bugs from inside. It's a pity, but now we cannot detect anything special near KIC 8462852. From now we have employed a new specialist: debugger. Edited July 23, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 its only low orbit, we won't need a heatsheild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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