Will you press the button?

[Guest Fyre Flare]

*Presses Button*

Press the Button to get a FTL Spaceship with 12 people, Colonization Landers and loads of fuel on board

But, Earth will explode, With your friends and family on It.

[Guest alemagno12]

Who cares?

*press*

Press the button to get nothing.

[GreeningGalaxy]

....no? Why. That doesn't even make sense for this forum game.

Pressing this button will:

-Allow you to control the weather in a 5-kilometer radius to suit your mood. No one will question why a tiny section of landscape has all the wrong weather.

But:

-You cannot consciously control the weather, only your emotions can.

-If you are not already between the ages of 20 and 12, you will gain the emotional instability of a teenager.

[TonyC]

*stays away from the button*

Ok...bad idea.

Press the button to have the skills of Scott Manley downloaded in your mind.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Where is the downside? *press*

Press the button to be able to dream lucidly, but you can't control how long your dreams will last.

[Overfloater]

Hmm let me think abou...*BOOP*.

The next button grants you a turkey dinner. :I

You will get fat.

[General Rarity]

NOW IS THE TIME FOR COW!!! *no pressing*

Press the button to get the refrence I have stated, but you lose 56 friends.

[LABHOUSE]

I can't loose 56 friends I have fewer than that so press.

The button will turn you into Jeb.

[Kinglet]

Uh, no. Not when people are around.

The button summons a fluffy tesseract chicken that will ALWAYS follow you and defend you, but you can't get rid of it and it's immortal.

[Engineer of Stuff]

*Push* I'll just join the army.

Push the button to be the smartest rocket scientist, but you are teleported to the MLP world (the ponies are dumb and can't make rockets), but you can't ever return to Earth.

Edited October 16, 2014 by Engineer Of Stuff

[General Rarity]

pfft, yeah

Press the button to not press the button, but you will never be able to play KSP 0.90.0

[LABHOUSE]

No!

Press the button to undo the act of pressing it (it says do NOT push)

[GreeningGalaxy]

That sounds like a paradox. I try to press it, but the Novikov self-consistency principle makes me suddenly remember that I left the kettle on in my house and I run back to turn it off before I can complete the action of pressing it.

Pressing this button will:

-Produce quality updates for Kerbal Comics every Monday/Wednesday/Friday for the next five years.

But:

-The comic's reappearance will result in the creation of 20 new HypeTrain threads in each and every section of the forums.

[Overfloater]

Seeing that no harm is done to me, *BOOP*.

The next button gives you a very tasty bagel each time you press it.

You might get fat :-I

[Sun]

I'm not a fan of bagels.

Press to teleport to a random location. 45% chance you teleport to a very muddy peat bog. 50% chance you teleport a mile north. 5% chance nothing happens.

[Starwhip]

I'd rather not.

The next button gives you a very tasty bagel each time you press it.

You might get fat :-I

Awww, I want to have that button!

Press the button to travel forward in time 20 years.

[Kinglet]

Nope.

Press the button to recieve a button quail.

Button quail:

[Overfloater]

*BOOP*. Looks delicious 8-]

The next button puts a live cow into your living room when pressed. Works multiple times.

[manni01]

Ok, I got a sheet ready, my bucket, and a knife. Time to get infinite milk and meat to make me rich! *Beep*

Press the button to able to hover above the ground about 1 m, but never be able to walk again.

[Overfloater]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *BOOP*.

Next button will put a full grown cheetah in your house.

[megatiger78]

CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *BOOP* *BOOP* *BOOP* *BOOP* etc.....

press fro nukes but 50% chace of detonating in your house.....

[GreeningGalaxy]

No way. We've got way too many nukes in this world as it is, and I like my house.

Pressing this button will:

-Give you an unlimited supply of your favorite kind of tea.

-Ensure that, wherever you are, you can always access this magic tea supply.

But:

-It will be very very thin tea, and you'll have to boil it down a lot if you want it to taste like regular tea.

[mrrpamplemousse]

No downside.

*boop*

Press to be able to see hidden subliminal messages.

Edited October 20, 2014 by mrrpamplemousse

[SlimeCrusher]

*Presses* Huh, where's the downside of... OHH GOD ITS FULL OF SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES WHYYY!?!

Press for a really powerful computer that can handle every game on existance at 100 FPS, but you have to build it yourself without help.

[EladDv]

even KSP with 100000 parts in atmo? and what about crysis3 max with 8K? if so PRESS PRESS PRESS!!!

press for getting a cookie which will give you super powers but will taste like death