Will you press the button?

[Bilfr3d]

I push the button because that place would be just for me - sleeps all round!!

If you push the button, you get $1 million dollars, but that $1 million dollars is stolen from a bank.

[Sapphire]

I push it, because darn The Man!

If you push the button, you get to be among the first astronauts to land on Mars, but there's a 10% chance the ship will be destroyed by a micrometeor on the way home.

[Helix935]

I PUSH IT because i have JEB

if you push the button you get telekinetic powers but it is only capable of moving things the size and weight of a IPad

[Bilfr3d]

I push it, because than I don't have to MOVE to get my IPad. WINNING!!!

If you push the button, you get an amazingly powerful computer that has every single version of ksp installed, but it has a beacon that attracts the Kraken.

[Fox Arcana]

I'd chainsaw off the thing that makes the beam, and cannon it all the way to China.

You get vodka, mistaking it for water. but when you drink it, a sign flashes and says:

Oops, now it's vodka!

[The Destroyer]

Uh, that's not exactly a button...

[Lazro]

Nah. I'm not going to drink any old "water" in a random bottle.

You get to taste the most wonderful food in the universe, but you will never be able to taste anything ever again.

[Fox Arcana]

what's the use in the "5 senses" if you can't taste?

You get to be one of the trolls from Homestuck. tAVROS nITRAM

[BFGfreak]

Nah, I'm sure that I would not be able to comprehend the most wonderful food in the universe anyway.

Still no, trolls suck.

If you push this button, you'll become the undisputed number one player in whatever multiplayer game you want, but the game will be canceled within a month.

*I guess getting ninja'd is what I get for getting sidetracked and watching some youtube forgetting I didn't hit post comment*

Edited November 14, 2013 by BFGfreak

[Jnrdingo]

I push the button because if I go down, I'm taking everyone else with me! muahahahaha

If you push this button you will be able to become an astronaut, but it is a one way trip.

[blackout11c]

If you push this button you will be able to become an astronaut, but it is a one way trip.

Push it. After all, we all take one sooner or later. See this -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CefqJkb6ejc

If you push the button, Aliens will land on earth. And kill everyone but you, and five other people (no choice on who those are, though).

[11JRidding]

I'll push the button. I hate Humanity anyway, and can easily kill whoever survives

Push the button, and a Neutron Star destroys Earth, or Earth is yours to play with (25/75)

[Starwhip]

Nope. I don't want either.

Push the button to launch a rocket which may or may not fall on you.

[11JRidding]

*Pushes* because why not? I want to be fried anyway

Push the button to turn into either a Custom MG RAY, or Bladewolf (50/50)

[mrrpamplemousse]

Don't push, why would I want to become a robot.

Push to know the truth...

[briansun1]

push it

push to have mousse post more...but he post's more derailent stuffs...

[rasheed]

Haha no, forums would be ruined.

push le button to have your crush love you. But after 2 days he/she kills you.

[Galacticruler]

Lolnope.

Push the button to get infinite cash and temporary imortality, but you die in one year.

[MGUARN]

Nah rather have a muffin than money.

Push the button to get a blueberry muffin ,but you got a 0.000000001% chance of getting a pear muffin.

[rasheed]

Fair enough. -pushes-

You gain access to over 5 million USD. 95% chance that the money turns into Zimbabwe dollars >:3

[Fox Arcana]

I'll convert the zimbabwe dollars into USD anyway.

Press the button for a chocolate chip cookie. 75% chance of it being a raisin cookie instead.

[The Destroyer]

I press it! I like rasins more than chocolate, but I'll take both!

Press the button to die. 0.99% chance you can chose when to die.

[Designer225]

I will press it because I'm the 100th person. *presses* Nothing happened.

Press the button to launch a virus attack. 30% the chance it will backfire.

[The Destroyer]

I don't. Why would I want a virus attack? To whom?

Press the button for world peace. 60% chance it is because Germany took over the world.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

I pressed the button. Why? Germany is peaceful.

Press the button for Space to be the front page of the world news. 72% chance it is used for war.

Edited November 16, 2013 by TheCanadianVendingMachine