Will you press the button?

[TheEpicSquared]

Oh hell no, I'm not pressing. I'd prefer not to get expelled from school.

 

If you press the button, you will invent the first fully functioning EM-Drive that works for sure, but your worst enemy gets all the credit. Will you press the button?

[0111narwhalz]

Destroy physics but not get blamed for it?

Yes.

[Spacetraindriver]

I don't like to venture into the realm of "Popular Culture"

 

If you choose to proceed to move your finger of choosing and lower it triggering the mechanical triggering device you this forum shall revert to its old state.

Edited November 28, 2016 by Spacetraindriver

[TrainEngie]

Obviously press it.

Would you press the button if it spawns Earth a second moon, that makes Earth it's moon?

[NSEP]

Yeah i would press, would look cool.

If you press the button, creatures from the fourth dimension will start invading.

 

[Overfloater]

Are they cute, fluffy and tameable? *BOOP*. Just in case they are.

 

Press button to have a juvenile grizzly bear in your home.

[TopHeavy11]

 

If you push the button, there is a 50% chance you will see a music video and a 50% chance you will see a gaming video.                                           Also, 100% chance you will get Rick-rolled!

Edited December 8, 2016 by TopHeavy11

[SAS123]

Well sure ill press the button! I like both!

If you press this button, you are allowed to have three wishes come true but there is a 1 in 3 chance you will die from each wish coming true.

[Samniss Arandeen]

I'd rather not push that button, thank you.

Push button, gain the ability to screw anyone you want. However, you lose all capacity to sustain any romantic relationship of any kind.

[kerbiloid]

Obviously, this button activates magic which turns you into a screwdriver. A lot of screwing, no romatics, life in a dark toolbox.
No, thanks.

This button activates a bell, a lamp and drops a piece of food into your feedbox.

[cubinator]

I press the button.

This button gives you a glass of molten aluminum.

[Samniss Arandeen]

I make a mold of the button in sand, then press the button with a dowel through the fill hole. After the button fades from existence, I pour my new aluminum into the mold and wait for it to cool.

This cast button will, if pressed, Strangereal will become the real world, and our current world will become fictional.

[Ultimate Steve]

I'd rather not press it. I don't think I exist in strangereal!

 

If you press the button you get locked in a warehouse for a month. The warehouse contains only bean boozled for food (but you have water). If you survive the month only on Bean Boozled, you get to go to the ISS sometime this year.

To anyone who has never played Bean Boozled the choice is obvious. Speaking as someone who has played bean boozled... well, if you say yes, only eat the light blue and green ones.

 

Whatever you do, do NOT eat the black ones!

[Benjamin Kerman]

I'll push the button. A trip to the ISS? And all I have to do is eat a couple of beans? Yes please!

[Ultimate Steve]

Error: button not found.

If you press this button, it will send an 18 mile wide asteroid onto a collision course with Earth. It will impact in three years time.

40% chance the world will fall into chaos with everyone trying to complete their bucket lists. Society falls apart. The asteroid hits and everyone dies.

10% chance that the world falls into chaos and everyone starts killing everyone. The asteroid hits and everyone dies.

10% chance that a group of evil people will take over the world. Everyone dies.

40% chance that the world manages to stay together and we launch several space missions to redirect the asteroid. Everyone lives, and the world is united by the effort to survive, leading to (almost) no more wars. There is (for the most part) world peace afterwards, and that 660 billion dollars the US spends annually on bombs and bullets is redirected to space exploration companies such as NASA and SpaceX.

[Brent Kerman]

I would not press the button.

If you press this button, there is a 66% chance you become the king of a huge nation, but a 33% chance you become a slave. 1% chance you just die instantly.

[0111narwhalz]

I don't like any of those options. No press.

Press this button, and you will understand everything. Everything.

[Ultimate Steve]

Well, uh, assuming my brain would not explode, yes.

If I understood everything then I understand a way to not understand the stuff I don't want to understand.

 

If you press this button, there is a 1% chance 99.99% of everyone on this planet will die. There is a 49% chance that nothing happens. There is a 50% chance that you will be transported backwards in time to whenever you desire, provided it is not within two years of the present.

[TopHeavy11]

YEP! Apollo 11, here I come!

If you push the button, You will be transported somewhere in the future, but no guarantee where.

[qzgy]

"Somewhere" is very broad.... I think not, for fear of ending up in a volcano or something

If button is pushed, you get to fly a cat to space, but it can't be recovered.

Edited April 11, 2017 by qzgy

[TopHeavy11]

Yes. I'm a dog person anyways.

If you push the button, You will get rained on, but you will also get $2,000,000.

[Urses]

Yes free bath +free money and im sugarfree.

If you press this button you have the chance to land in a bookstory but you don't know witch one.

[TopHeavy11]

Hmm...yes?

If you push the button, you will receive 42 strips of bacon, no telling which bacon.

[Benjamin Kerman]

All bacon is good, so yes!

50/50 of rain or shine...

[qzgy]

Sure, doesn't really matter to me.

Press button to receive the chance to kill 1 world leader. Yay or nay?