problemecium Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 ...I guess we're continuing into the future.5010: The Alcubierre Drive arrives safely at the location of Kroxima Kentauri, but due to very, very bad planning by mission specialists, who forgot to account for the motion of stars, Kroxima Kentauri is found to have moved several million kilometers while the ship was in transit. The krew is at a complete loss deciding whether they should try to use the Alcubierre Drive to travel the distance, risking using up their exotic matter supply, or traveling using conventional rockets, risking using up their rocket fuel supply.5011: While the explorers continue to deliberate, back on Kerbin the GARDARP officially bans (in case it wasn't clear enough before) the use of Alcubierre Drives or their derivatives by the Kerbal Space Program or any private entity without specific approval by the GARDARP on a case-by-case basis. To enforce the ruling, inspectors are stationed on a permanent basis at KSC, and minor spaceports are subjected to monthly visits by GARDARP inspectors to ensure compliance.5012: To keep up with the rapidly growing popularity of snazzy logos, the GARDARP creates its own official logo, which features the Kraken devouring an illegal warp drive and is present on badges worn by all GARDARP representatives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 5015: Jeb gets trapped in a Hitchhiker can. Nation astonished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fyre Flare Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Time to put history straight *cracks knuckles*5015.1: In an Extreme attempt to get Jeb out the Kerbal Military destroys the CHM (Cermian Habitation Module) off the Kerbonational Space Station with a missile.5015.1: Jeb is free and continues to do stuph with other parts of the station.5015.2: Cermian Prime Minister Kirrim Kerman gets mad as hell at the Kerbal Military5016: Kirrim nukes the Runway Island off the coast of KSC putting It in ruins (So you know why the Runway Island's Tower is broken... That's why)5017: Kirrim gets resigned for treason.5018: Kirrim begins secret missions... All with Danny as the director.... and everything was recorded... and put on the Kerbal Military Channel. Not so secret 5019: Due to the Cermian Habitation Module destroyed... Kessler Syndrome starts.5019.1: Jeb Boards the KST-100 the second the debris hits the station.5019.2: Jeb returns to Kerbin with the help of Kirrim's Spaceplane rescue mission.5019.3: Jeb and Kirrim are rewarded true badass awards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 5020: komhere Kinksons Kerman just eat a donuts, doh! it's look like a hole on the run a way ... or another Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souper Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 (edited) 5021: The Kroxima Express mission is officially taken over by the government. Now free to use their alcubierre drive, they go to Kroxima Kentauri.5023: The Kroxima Express ship's lander makes Eubert Kerman the first to set foot on Hallis, a planet orbiting Kroxima Kentauri. They stay for 5 days.5023: After 1.2 days of being on the surface, the lander's crew grows slightly paranoid, as if they were somehow being watched by an entity on the other side of the planet.5023: After 2.5 days of being on the surface of Hallis, the crew report sightings of a mysterious black humanoid entity slowly gliding across the ground at 1 mile / hr.5023: When the humanoid entity aproaches the lander, the ascent stage is activated. Eubert Kerman and the rest of the crew dock with the Kroxima Express ship.5024: Having forgotten about the past events, the crew of the Kroxima Express ship use their alcubierre drive to go back to Kerbin.5024: The Kroxima Kentauri ship re-appears in Kerbin orbit. They deploy a reentry capsule, and the crew returns home.5025: The GARDARP is forced by the Government to allow KSP to use alcubierre drives. The KSP is now free to do more interstellar missions.5030: A mysterious black humanoid entity is seen floating across the the ground in the Kaustralian Outback. Edited July 20, 2014 by Souper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander tripod Posted August 2, 2014 Share Posted August 2, 2014 5034 a nuclear bomb explodes in the city of kipryiat the united colonists of duna claim responsibility for the attack kerbalkind goes to war against duna. 5037 the deep space explorer kodos one is sent to investigate strange transmissions coming from vall meanwhile the frigate Volga and the destroyer Sevastopol are dispatched to rescue the crew of the Odyssey which was shot down over duna during an attack on an colonist city 5039 contact is lost with kodos one and a truce is brokered between the united colonists of duna and the uke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 5040: The Kerbal Space Program officially begins accepting contracts from various companies and agencies in an effort to bolster their budget. Other space agencies start getting lax about safety aboard space stations with the assumption that any stranded Kerbals can just be picked up by the KSC staff.If it's okay with everyone, I propose the new "rule" for the thread be that Year 5000 is the date of the current version of KSP at the time we reached Year 5000, i.e. 0.23.5; all years after that correspond to whatever's the current version at present. So now we're in "the 0.24 era". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 5100: Everyone speaks reverse Arabic. It's called Karabic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zekes Posted August 3, 2014 Share Posted August 3, 2014 Year 4998: Zokesia Skunkworks founded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 *Facepalm* this thread is so screwed up now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWalrus123 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 Year 5011: Mr walrus is spotted near Vall... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 5012: The walrus near Vall has been named The Vallrus.5013: Disco music has been invented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 wait people posting here again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) Close it close it NOW! *inserts protesters noises*For more assistance please refer to kerbal history 3.Thank you for reading this piece of note. Edited September 29, 2014 by Joshwoo69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Close it close it NOW! *inserts protesters noises*For more assistance please refer to kerbal history 3.Thank you for reading this piece of note.ignore Kh3 it sucks because it no let me KIONICLES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
victory143 Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 End this! Please lock it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike9606 Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 ignore Kh3 it sucks because it no let me KIONICLESMaybe because people don't like it when you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 ignore Kh3 it sucks because it no let me KIONICLESENOUGH WITH YOUR KIONICLES! It's annoying me a LOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWalrus123 Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 Someone close this it is been derailed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanamonde Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 What's all this, then? Stick to the rules please, folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted October 28, 2014 Share Posted October 28, 2014 5014: The Red Book of Kerbmarch, version 2, is burned for being a cobbled-together collection of edits by illiterate maniacs. A new tome is penned, titled the Red Book of Kerbmarch Version 3.That wrap things up nicely? xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZoidPool Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 5020: Two new nations are formed (More like coalitions) the NAT (northern allied territories) and the UKN (United Kerbal nations) the UKN consists of New Kermany, Krussia, The Kritish Empire, and the United Kates, these two forces are always at odds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megatiger78 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Nuke it from orbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 5025: The UKN is later renamed the Elysian Empire (a reference to World War K, by the way).EDIT: Yeah mods, please end this thread. It has gone well over 5000 K.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
problemecium Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Am I missing something or did all the Kerbal History threads just get merged? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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