Goodle... Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 (edited) So, this is a game where we create the history of the Kerbal civilization. I will start.Rules are: Everyone must post in Chronological order (in order of time) Must not contain obscene contenteaster eggs must not be super obviousmust not be longer than 3 sentence per response (DO NOT USE SUPER-DUPER LONG SENTENCES)the year which kerbals exist is year 100, and now is year 5000.enjoy!Year 100: Kerbals exist on the planet kerbin as hunter-gatherers Edited December 6, 2013 by Goodle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Potato Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Year 250: Kerbals discover use of fire. However, as Kerbin was much drier then than now, much of the vegetation burns down, forcing the Kerbals to find new food sources. They discover a kind of goo in caves that can be eaten when cooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theattackcorgi Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Year 263: Kerbals invent the wheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex_NL Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Year 264: Intrepid Kerbals start experimenting with the new wheel technology. First major breakthrough: Do not get in front of a fast rolling wheel, it hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theattackcorgi Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Year 310: Kerbals discover attaching stone to wood can chip away stone that can be used to build. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Potato Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Year 311: Kerbals attach wheels to a large stick with a stone on the front, leading to an unfortunate ending when demonstrated going down a hill to the Kerbal village. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylandro Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 Year 350 - Kerbals discover Mystery Goo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Year 351 gunpowder is invented. The inventor did so by blowing up himself in the experiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Destroyer Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Year 360 gunpowder is perfected, and a simple "gun" is crafted. They fired it at the ground, and found the kerbal lifted off the ground a meter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudester28 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Year 361 gunpowder is discovered to have the ability launch itself into the air when pointed down a tube. The first fireworks are created. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Year 365 The first houses are built. Most houses burnt down due to fireworks display accident. Kerbals achieve civilization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkinator Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Year 375 Kerbals develop rocket carts by strapping fireworks to their carts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Destroyer Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Year 400: After realizing more gunpowder= more boom, they sucessfully create a "gunpowder rocket" it flew up to 1km, and the strechyness of the kerbal body was discovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lohan2008 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Year 376: Language, sport and religion are simultaneously invented when {said} rocket cart carries Kerbal into the air after travelling up a very steep slope.Earliest records the word "fuego", scholars are still mystified about it's meaning...((Remember Kerbals speak reversed Spanish)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Year 377: First recorded car accident when 2 rocket carts crash into each other. Kerbal blood is discovered to be green when wounds are inspected. a funnel attached to the firework rocket is found to get higher, thus turning into the first SRB. (go tell Jeb's great great great great great great great grandfather. He will be excited. He has the same name so it will be easy to find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 (edited) Year 380 first multi staged rocket is built as a mystified Kerbal strapped multiple SRBs on top each other and flew over a hill (this was Bill's ancestor) Edited December 10, 2013 by Helix935 whoops wrong year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Year 364 First pistol invented when a soldier demanded a gun that can only fires 1 bullet at a time and is smaller. First nation : Kerballia is formed. King Jebidiah is crowned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted December 10, 2013 Author Share Posted December 10, 2013 Year 381 the first glider invented as a kerbal held to a wooden board and was kicked down a cliff and lived by gliding. (Bob's ancestor) The kicker is Kirrim Kerman's ancestor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadpangod3 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Year 390Kerbals take their first look towards the stars and invent catapults to attempt to launch themselves to "the pretty lights" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanuki_chau Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Year 391Cake is invented as a substitute for snacks being airdropped to stranded Kerbals. It was also found to cause Kerbals to spontaneously loose consciousness while in proximity of cake. Regardless if their space suit was on or off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Destroyer Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Since my post was seeminhgly forgotten....Year 400: After realizing more gunpowder= more boom, they sucessfully create a "gunpowder rocket" it flew up to 1km, and the strechyness of the kerbal body was discovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodle... Posted December 12, 2013 Author Share Posted December 12, 2013 Year 401Electricity is first used for killing as 1 kerbal is struck by lightning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 year 402Electricity is used for peaceful purposes as it is used to power the first light bulb for a second after the deaths of 25 kerbals that tried to attract lightningEdit: Destroyer, your post wasn't forgotten but i had gone to far ahead at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Year 403: A kerbal jumps on top of a firework in order to get "closer to the lightning" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Destroyer Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Year 404: History not found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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