WinkAllKerb'' Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 (edited) sal_sa & guaca_mole can you find out why i pay my cell phone bill but rarely & let's admit almost never have it recharged or turned on, or why i pay a tv taxe and close to never as well watch tv ? Edited March 17, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Because you must speak the phone and watch TV. Always thought that guacamole is a browser-based remote control software. Googled it now and realized that they also call so something green in a pot. Now thinking a question: can I eat UltraVNC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Of course! Once. What is the full list of things which are edible exactly twice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Kerman Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Narwhal fat. You chew it up, spit it out, then chew it up again and swallow. What is the point of the 0.625 meter parts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 8 minutes ago, Benjamin Kerman said: What is the point of the 0.625 meter parts? To fit in the 0.65 meter boxes they come in! Why is Gilly so small? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRITAWAKETS Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 About the same reason as why your sandwich tastes delicious. How do i invade the planet in the Sol system called "Earth"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 That depends on why. What are this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 The square root of potato times N1 , ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 This means war! Why do people try to talk in Ceriman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) becauses it's a languages they may know amongst some others languages they may know what's up with world news ? anithing of interest, like human got better at leaving with their environnment and each others wherever their born at random in the first place ? Edited March 22, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' my intent is not to kill this thread, forgive me ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Kerman Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 EVERYBODY IS GOING TO DIE!!! (At least that's what I hear when I read between the lines) Why do I have a girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) Because you are not sufficiently nerdish. Why doesn't the CD mixing console I found in my garage output MIDI so I can use it to play KSP? Edited March 22, 2017 by 0111narwhalz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 because you just ninja'ed me why do i know that your name is not naruto ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bornholio Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Because someone on the dev team has a dog with that name, so the account is taken. If i put my left shoe on my right foot and my right shoe on my left, do I still look stupid walking down the catwalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Not if you're famous enough. Then all the teenagers will start doing it because it's a "trend." My lemon tree drops enough lemons for tens of liters of lemonade a day. What am I supposed to do with these?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) plant thoose cute seed elsewhere ^^ you ll get even more next years ... 6 6 12 why do i rarely post anywhere on the net but here ... Edited March 22, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Because you are WinkAllKerb, and this is KerbNet. Why Kerbals don't want to restore the Island Runway? It's used almost as often as main one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Kerman Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 Because it's too far away... Where does @WinkAllKerb'' live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 A falling rock -Universe How does TV accelerate to 60 cheeses per houses up on a -100 degree grade on cloud Olympous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Simple, cheese refuses to evaporate at that temperature. How does someone milk an almond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firemetal Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 By dropping it in pasta. How to kill velocity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 With a t-Rex. Why do I know more about science then my teacher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 (edited) Because space. Why do I like space so much? Edited March 30, 2017 by 53miner53 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKosanianMethod Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 You are the space core. Why is my Swordfish so slow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
53miner53 Posted March 31, 2017 Share Posted March 31, 2017 Because it's not a rocket fish. Space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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